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Old May 07, 2008, 08:43 PM
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This was sent ot me by a co-worker yesturday its funny!

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that
flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said
to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?'
and
he smiles.

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - .. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why
do
you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the littl e girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?

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Old May 07, 2008, 08:45 PM
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Thank you for sharing that with us, I really needed to laugh today.
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Old May 07, 2008, 09:06 PM
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That's so cute!
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Old May 07, 2008, 09:32 PM
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lol
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Old May 07, 2008, 09:51 PM
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haha!
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Old May 07, 2008, 09:55 PM
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Lol when I have kids I hope mine are like that.
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Old May 07, 2008, 10:15 PM
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Funny!
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Old May 09, 2008, 09:23 AM
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LMBO!!!!!! Sometimes you can be amazed at the things children say!
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