[Lenny]

I love the wonderfull honesty of children...no fear in even words...

Lenny

Subject: Kids - on the ocean

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly, age 6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an %#@&#! on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ***. (Julie, age 7)

14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)

[sabby]

Thanks for the giggles ((((((((((((( Lenny )))))))))))))))!

Yep, no doubt about it...kids so say funny things.


sabby

[gimmeice]

Thank you for sharing, kids are so funny.

[Doh2007]

My favorite kind of jellyfish is strawberry.

[MyBestKids2]

Oh Lenny, these are so much fun, thanks for sharing!! I needed something uplifting

[splitimage]

Thanks for sharing Lenny. I needed a laugh.

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[x_BabyG_x]

hahaha, yeah that did cheer me up a bit. Ive heard em before lol

babyg xXx

[jbug]

Thanks for the laugh!

Jbug

HA!

[sarahlilianne]

Thanks for sharing Lenny. that made me laugh!

Lily

[selfy]

hehehehehehehe

i love small children

when theyre not being a pain in the ***

<font color="purple">This happened on the bus today:

Kids: *being really noisy and hyper*
Bus Driver: Either settle down and sit in your seats right or all the windows are going up and we'll sweat it out!
*a few minutes later*
Me: Is it just me, or is he a little on the crazy side?
Kenny: *looks up from gameboy* Actualy, he's a little on the a**hole side

....Well, I thought that was funny

Were does an 8 year old learn this language?
(PS: It's a rhetorical question)</font>

[Blue93]

http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm115.htm found this site has some funny ones on it

[TaintedGoth1]

hahahahaha!!!!!

I loved this one! Made me laugh so hard!

[BalishBun]

ha ha ha

[MyBestKids2]

My 12 year old daughter asked me yesterday when am I going to get rid of my "pill" belly