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Old Jun 05, 2008, 05:23 PM
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Somebody at the office sent this to me, i thought I would share it with you guys and hopefully make you laugh!

Subject: Dough Boy


Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was
a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for
millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for 20 minutes

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Old Jun 05, 2008, 05:27 PM
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lmao!

I heard that a year or so ago and it still cracks me up!
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Old Jun 05, 2008, 05:50 PM
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that's cute, thanks for sharing that Tim.
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Old Jun 05, 2008, 08:25 PM
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LMAO A moment of Silence for the Pillsbury Dough Boy... A moment of Silence for the Pillsbury Dough Boy... A moment of Silence for the Pillsbury Dough Boy...
Thank you for sharing that it is hilarious.
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Old Jun 06, 2008, 12:53 AM
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This is so funny A moment of Silence for the Pillsbury Dough Boy... A moment of Silence for the Pillsbury Dough Boy... A moment of Silence for the Pillsbury Dough Boy... Thanks for sharing Tim
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Old Jun 06, 2008, 02:13 AM
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lol that is really funny i needed a good laugh thnks
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I can't hear this one too many times!!!

Thanks for sharing..
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