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starting a funny thread please add but be carefull to try not to offened ppl :
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. ............................................................ The best way to garden is to put on a wide brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig. ........................................................... Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad ............................................................ Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time.
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best way to have a water fight is to have a super soaker and the only key to the house
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too true
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![]() ![]() ![]() Those are all funny
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