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Jun 27, 2008, 02:00 PM
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Subject: softball
Two 90-year-old women, Vivian and Edith, had been > > friends all of > > > their lives. When it was clear that Edith was dying, > > Vivian visited > > > her every day. One day Vivian said, 'Edith, we > > both loved playing > > > women's softball all our lives, and we played in > > all through high > > > school. Please do me one favor: when you get to > > Heaven, somehow you > > > must let me know if there's women's softball > > there.' > > > > > > Edith looked up at Vivian from her death bed, > > 'Vivian, you've > > > been my best friend for many years. If it's at all > > possible, I'll do > > > this favor for you.' > > > > > > Shortly after that, Edith passed on. > > > > > > At midnight a couple of nights later, Vivian was > > awakened from a > > > sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light an d a > > voice calling > > > out to her, 'Vivian , Vivian.' > > > > > > 'Who is it?' asked Vivian, sitting up > > suddenly. 'Who is it?' > > > > > > 'Vivian -- it's me, Edith.' > > > > > > 'You're not Edith. Edith died.' > > > > > > 'I'm telling you, Vivian, it's > > me,' insisted the voice. > > > > > > 'Edith! Where are you?' > > > > > > 'In Heaven,' replied Edith. 'I have > > some really good news and a > > > little bad news.' > > > > > > 'Tell me the good news first,' said > > Vivian. > > > > > > 'The good news,'Edith said, 'is that > > there's softball in Heaven. > > > Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us > > are here, too. > > > Better than that, we're all young again. Better > > still, it's always > > > springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of > > all, we can > > > play softball all we want, and we never get tired > > ..' > > > > > > 'That's fantastic,' said Vivian. > > 'It's beyond my wildest dreams! > > > So what's the bad news?' > > > > > > 'You're pitching Tuesday.'
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Jun 27, 2008, 03:00 PM
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Oh my, you bad Lenny
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Jun 27, 2008, 04:47 PM
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 Thanks for sharing that, it's funny.
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Jun 27, 2008, 04:47 PM
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Oooooh, that is a good one! Thanks for that!
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Jun 27, 2008, 05:38 PM
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Now that's a heck of a call to get!
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Jun 27, 2008, 06:50 PM
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That's funny, Lenny!
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Jun 27, 2008, 09:13 PM
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lenny , that's a good one!
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Jun 27, 2008, 11:17 PM
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OOPS!
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Jun 28, 2008, 09:42 AM
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lol
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