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Jun 21, 2008, 05:29 PM
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Jun 21, 2008, 05:49 PM
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huh?,,,,,,
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Jun 21, 2008, 05:51 PM
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Umm...
who would want that?
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Jun 21, 2008, 06:05 PM
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  <font color="purple"> Good one! It reminds me of the time in english class when we had to write an article about the first "cellphone implant" </font> |
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Jun 21, 2008, 06:23 PM
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Jun 21, 2008, 06:36 PM
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The joke depends wholly on the word "them."
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Jun 21, 2008, 06:42 PM
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oh gosh that is funny! lol I rarely find things to make me laugh like that at home. lol
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Jun 21, 2008, 07:31 PM
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i almost laughed but didn't. Part of my brain wanted to say "really?!" and the other got the joke.
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Jun 22, 2008, 03:43 AM
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Jun 22, 2008, 07:35 AM
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Oh,sounds like an substantial progress for Apple,doesnt it?
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Jun 23, 2008, 08:06 PM
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That's too funny!
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#12
Jun 24, 2008, 09:19 AM
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you might find this amusing... |
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#13
Jun 24, 2008, 11:17 AM
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Do you have to reload the music every morning when you wake up? Or have they worked that bug out?
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