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Jul 14, 2008, 11:04 AM
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Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please g ive me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river' Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.  
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Jul 14, 2008, 11:44 AM
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 You crack me up sweet!
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Jul 14, 2008, 11:53 AM
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Good one, thank you for sharing it with us.
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Jul 14, 2008, 11:56 AM
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Jul 14, 2008, 01:25 PM
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LOL That cracked me up...TFS!!!
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Jul 14, 2008, 06:00 PM
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 FUUUUUUUUuunny !!!!
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Jul 14, 2008, 09:29 PM
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<font color="purple">I'll have to share this one </font> |
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Jul 15, 2008, 03:23 AM
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Jul 17, 2008, 02:37 AM
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hee heee :P
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Jul 17, 2008, 03:47 AM
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ROFL lol very funny, and oddly true!
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Jul 19, 2008, 08:55 AM
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I love it! Great joke.
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Jul 19, 2008, 01:54 PM
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Good one.
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Jul 19, 2008, 03:19 PM
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Good 'un, Sweet Sunshine, good 'un.
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