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Oct 28, 2007, 03:28 AM
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I don't know how many of you shop here, but this is how I became a victim in the Wal-Mart parking lot. Two seriously good-looking well-built guys come over to your car as you are leaving with your purchases. They are both shirtless, and begin to clean your windshield with a rag and window-cleaner.
They both have highly-defined chest muscles, and rock hard abs. It's impossible not to look. When you offer a tip, they say, "no." and ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start talking about running away with you to the beach, and taking care of your every need for the rest of your life. One of them climbs into the front seat, and begins to rub your shoulders, whispering sweet nothings into your ear. He asks you to pull over at a parking lot, so he can drive and his friend can feed you chocolate. While this is going on, the other guy steals your purse. I had my purse stolen last Thursday, Friday, twice on Saturday, once on Sunday, yesterday, and most likely tomorrow. If you are afraid to go to Wal-Mart alone, I will go with you.... |
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Oct 28, 2007, 03:37 AM
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Damn, you got me good. LOL
I'll join in on that ride.
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Oct 28, 2007, 08:55 AM
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lollllllllllll Rhapsody......... think I will join in on that ride too
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Oct 28, 2007, 09:06 AM
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hahahahahahaha
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Oct 28, 2007, 11:51 AM
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 I'm off to WalMart.... Bye, Okie
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Oct 28, 2007, 12:14 PM
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WalMart.... here I am.....
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Oct 28, 2007, 12:18 PM
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Freewill,
You mean we're both standing in the WalMart parking lot? Which row are you in??!!  Okie
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Oct 28, 2007, 01:09 PM
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Ok that seriously took me a minute. I was like, huh? How did this happen to her more than once? Is this a repost of an email she got? Wow, yeah you got me hahahaha!!!!!! If this had been in Social it would have ruined the punch line hahahahaha!!!!!!!! Here I was thinking you were actually posting a scam!!! WOW!!!!
Ok girls, who needs some things at Wal-Mart??? I need to get a bottle of nail polish every day this week.....
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#9
Oct 28, 2007, 02:47 PM
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lol i didnt get it at first either....but i was always one who laughs 5 minutes after the joke was said anyway.....
lol ill just keep my Drivers Lic. in my pocket...who needs money im not there to shop..im there to be scammed!!!! roflmao
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Oct 28, 2007, 04:00 PM
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LOL.....I do think it's getting kinda cold out for being shirtless at this time of year....lol.
I am definitely kinda slow....took me a bit to get it....& a huge ? for a bit.....but think that's what adds to the humor.....kinds grows on you slowly. Debbie
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#11
Oct 28, 2007, 11:06 PM
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They haven't caught me yet. Did they catch the other guy? Want some more chocolate?
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#12
Oct 28, 2007, 11:20 PM
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Gary! I told you not to tell it was us!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 28, 2007, 11:35 PM
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You guys have all made me smile........ Thank you, I needed that today! |
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#14
Oct 28, 2007, 11:44 PM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
eskielover said: LOL.....I do think it's getting kinda cold out for being shirtless at this time of year....lol. </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> Oh not for ME....... remember I live in Florida and it is suited for Shirtless Hunky Men all Year Around -
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Oct 28, 2007, 11:47 PM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
Clyde said: Gary! I told you not to tell it was us!!!!!!!!!!! </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> Whooooa Clyde - if one of them two men were YOU - you are LOOKING GOOD. 
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Oct 28, 2007, 11:54 PM
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and I was just getting ready to read you the riot act, ya got me good hahahahahah
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Oct 29, 2007, 12:13 AM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
nothemama8 said: and I was just getting ready to read you the riot act, ya got me good hahahahahah </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> Teehee - as I have done with many others on forums I am a member at and thru email.......... me so bad - lol. I have a PIC that would go perfect with this story - but I an not for sure how well it would go over with some of the members on here..... for it shows a lot of flesh - steamy hot sexy male flesh.
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Oct 29, 2007, 07:18 AM
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Wow you got me good. I was gettting all on the defensive because I'm a walmart supporter and all that and then bam you got me LOL
Jbug
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Oct 29, 2007, 12:25 PM
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Ha,ha good one.
Can I be the theif? Chiseled chest and all? |
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Oct 29, 2007, 12:41 PM
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Rhap, I wish I was looking good LOL
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Oct 29, 2007, 12:57 PM
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I went to Walmart and saw Clyde in his superpants.. Alls I gotta say is...
OHHHH HAPPY DAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Where's my chocolate now....
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Oct 29, 2007, 01:56 PM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
Clyde said: Rhap, I wish I was looking good LOL </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> Don't We All...... after 20 some years.  But you know? - a Nice Smile and Sweet Sensitive Eyes in a Man gets ME more in the long run than any Chisel Body / Butt can do for me in the here and now. |
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#23
Sep 08, 2008, 02:11 AM
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B.U.M.P. - - - - for a good laugh.
  I don't know how many of you shop here, but this is how I became a victim in the Wal-Mart parking lot. Two seriously good-looking well-built guys come over to your car as you are leaving with your purchases. They are both shirtless, and begin to clean your windshield with a rag and window-cleaner. They both have highly-defined chest muscles, and rock hard abs. It's impossible not to look. When you offer a tip, they say, "no." and ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start talking about running away with you to the beach, and taking care of your every need for the rest of your life. One of them climbs into the front seat, and begins to rub your shoulders, whispering sweet nothings into your ear. He asks you to pull over at a parking lot, so he can drive and his friend can feed you chocolate. While this is going on, the other guy steals your purse. I had my purse stolen last Thursday, Friday, twice on Saturday, once on Sunday, yesterday, and most likely tomorrow. If you are afraid to go to Wal-Mart alone, I will go with you.... |
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#24
Sep 08, 2008, 03:08 PM
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LOL, thanks for the chuckle!
Patty 
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Sep 08, 2008, 03:17 PM
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lol I'd like the address of that wal-mart please!
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