How Old Is Grandpa?

It is interesting just how much can occur in one's life...

Lenny

> > How old is Grandpa?

> >
> > One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current
events.
> > The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the
shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
> >
> > The Grandfather replied, 'Well, let me think a minute, I was born
before:
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> > 'television
> >
> > 'penicillin
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> > 'polio shots
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> > 'frozen foods
> >
> > 'Xerox
> >
> > 'contact lenses
> >
> > 'Frisbees and
> >
> > 'the pill
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> > There were no:
> >
> > 'credit cards
> >
> > 'laser beams or
> >
> > 'ball-point pens
> >
> > Man had not invented:
> >
> > 'pantyhose
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> > 'air conditioners
> >
> > 'dishwashers
> >
> > 'clothes dryers
> >
> > 'and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
> >
> > 'man hadn't yet walked on the moon
> >
> >
> > Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . And then lived
together.
> >
> > Every family had a father and a mother.
> >
> > Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, 'Sir'.
> > And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a
title, 'Sir.'
> >
> > We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare
centers, and group therapy.
> >
> > Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and
common sense.
> >
> > We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to
stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
> >
> > Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a
bigger privilege.
> >
> > We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.
> >
> > Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your
cousins.
> >
> > Draft dodgers were people who closed their fron t doors when the
evening breeze started.
> >
> > Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings
and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.
> >
> > We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters,
yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
> >
> > We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's
speeches on our radios.
> >
> > And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening
to Tommy Dorsey.
> >
> > If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk
> >
> > The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.
> >
> > Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.
> >
> > We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5
and 10 cents.
> >
> > Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were
all a nickel.
> >
> > And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on
enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
> >
> > You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . .. . But who could
afford one?
> > Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon..
> >
> > In my day:
> >
> > ''grass' was mowed,
> >
> > ''coke' was a cold drink,
> >
> > ''pot' was something your mother cooked in and
> >
> > ''rock music' was your grandmother's lullaby.
> >
> > ''Aids' were helpers in the Principal's office,
> >
> > '' chip' meant a piece of wood,
> >
> > ''hardware' was found in a hardware store and
> >
> > ''software' wasn't even a word.
> >
> > And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady
needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us 'old and
confused' and say there is a generation gap... And how old do you think
I am?
> >
> > I bet you have this old man in mind...you are in for a shock!
> >
> > Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad
at the same time.
> >
> > Are you ready ?????
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> > This man would be only 53 years old

((((((((((( Lenny )))))))))))

Isn't it amazing where our world has gone in a relatively short period of time. Makes one think......................


sabby

I had the year's era, until I read the ball point pen... that was invented in 1938 and the television was invented by a Scotsman in the 1920s. Other than that, I think it's pretty accurate: me!

wow how its changed the world
Ty Lenny for a eye opener
I wonder where it will be in another 10 years?
muffy

Wow!

Thanks for sharing Lenny.

Wow! That's just amazing.

That .. was good...