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Old Oct 22, 2008, 02:22 PM
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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n..
Female....... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys..

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.!
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female..... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male....... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Old Oct 22, 2008, 03:01 PM
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Thanks for sharing!
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Old Oct 22, 2008, 03:01 PM
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Old Oct 22, 2008, 11:11 PM
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LOL thanks for sharing
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Old Oct 23, 2008, 05:44 AM
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Very good - thanks for posting it!
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Old Oct 23, 2008, 07:37 AM
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yeah, yeah,...beat up on the men

any good reason you need 20-30 pairs of shoes?????

I have two pair....one for everyday...and the pair I wear when someons dies
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Thanks for the post. I needed a good laugh.
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Old Oct 23, 2008, 09:58 AM
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lOL - that was good
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