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Old Oct 30, 2008, 01:22 PM
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WHEN TO START CUSSING!
> >
> > A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know
> > what?' says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."
> > The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we
> > go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say
> > something with ***.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
> > When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants
> > for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have
> > some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
> > kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his
> > mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him
> > in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
> > She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a
> > stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' I don't know, he
> > blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat *** it won't be Cheerios!'
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 05:03 PM
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LOL. That was funny.

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Old Oct 30, 2008, 05:33 PM
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Thanks for that! I needed a good laugh!
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 08:40 PM
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lol thanks for sharing
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