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WHEN TO START CUSSING!
> > > > A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know > > what?' says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." > > The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we > > go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say > > something with ***.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. > > When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants > > for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have > > some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the > > kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his > > mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him > > in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!' > > She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a > > stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' I don't know, he > > blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat *** it won't be Cheerios!' > > > > ============= |
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LOL. That was funny.
Jbug
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![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks for that! I needed a good laugh!
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lol thanks for sharing
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