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Old Nov 10, 2008, 12:24 AM
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I heard this today and thought it was funny:

There was this little old lady that lived in the woods and she had a neighbor who thought she was a little off her rocker because she would be outside just praying and praising God for every little thing. Well one day she was outside praying that God would send her groceries for the week so the man thought well I'll just show her and went to the store and bought her groceries and early the next morning snuck up her doorstep and set them there and stood around the side of her house and waited. She opened the door and saw the groceries and started to praise God for buying her groceries and he stepped out from his hiding spot said dumb ole lady I bought you the groceries not God and she got even louder praising God saying Praise God you brought me groceries and you got the devil to pay for them.

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Old Nov 10, 2008, 06:56 AM
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LOL that's a good one.
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Old Nov 10, 2008, 08:59 AM
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Lol....................
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Old Nov 10, 2008, 11:44 AM
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i like this
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Old Nov 10, 2008, 04:27 PM
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That's good.
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Old Nov 12, 2008, 03:29 PM
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Thanks for cheering me up today , ha ha ha
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