[Brian37]

Do you fart in bed?

If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and i'll pray for you.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and
the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because
it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
perfectly natural, she told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that
one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out.. Then one
thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he
was upstairs sound aslee p, she looked at the innards and neck, gizzard,
liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep
and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic
waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into
his shorts

some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting
which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic
foot steps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control
herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After
years of torture she reckoned she had got him back prett y good..

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.. She bit her
lip as she asked him what was the matter.
He said, "honey you were right." "all these years you have warned me and i didn't listen to you".
"what do you mean?" asked his wife.
"well, you always told me that one day i would end up farting my guts
out, and today it finally happened."
but by the grace of god, some vaseline and two fingers.. I think i got
most of them back in.

[pegasus]

Oh my!

[bebop]

oh gosh I laughed so hard! that is just too funny! I am bad though..I get visuals really easy lol

[hurtingintn]

LOL too funny ..thanks for sharing

[Beholden]

So funny... ty