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Old Apr 14, 2009, 10:24 AM
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Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried
everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers.
In short, everything they could think of to help his math.

Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled
him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary
came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss
his mother Hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started
studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and
little Zachary was hard at work.

His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.

To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room
without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard
as before. This went on for some time, day after day, while the
mother tried to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid
it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great
trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, little
Zachary got an 'A' in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity.
She went to his room and said, 'Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?'
Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no. 'Well, then,'
she replied, was it the books, th
e discipline, the structure, the

Uniforms? 'WHAT WAS IT ALREADY?'

Little Zachary looked at her and said, 'Well, on the first day of
school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they
weren't fooling around.'

FORWARD THIS TO ANYBODY WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH .

Have a wonderful day and God Bless.
Thanks for this!
Zen888

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Old Apr 14, 2009, 12:58 PM
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oh good one! lol
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 01:02 PM
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Lol...................
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 04:06 PM
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Very funny...if only that worked for me when I attended Catholic school!!
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