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Old Apr 11, 2009, 02:30 PM
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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE l


NICKNAMES
  • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
  • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT
  • When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
  • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY
  • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
  • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS
  • A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..
  • The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS
  • A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE
  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE
  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
  • A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP
  • A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
  • A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL
  • Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
  • Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING
  • Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
  • A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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Old Apr 13, 2009, 07:22 AM
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Amen!

I am man...hear me roar!
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Old Apr 26, 2009, 03:20 AM
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Loved the post. Made me laugh.
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Old May 10, 2009, 10:54 AM
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I'm glad women aren't allowed in here............you'd be in BIG trouble brother....
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Old Oct 20, 2009, 09:07 AM
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These are all major stereotypes. I bet you realize that, but some of this stuff is just plain wrong.
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Old Oct 29, 2009, 08:27 PM
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I'm emailing to everyone I know!!!!
AWESOME!
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Old Dec 09, 2009, 03:01 PM
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Ignorance such as this is not only detrimental to men but also takes a side swipe at women further highlighting your own uncomfortable feelings with yourself as well as anger towards women.
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Old Feb 10, 2010, 02:13 PM
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Ignorance such as this is not only detrimental to men but also takes a side swipe at women further highlighting your own uncomfortable feelings with yourself as well as anger towards women.
or it could be i have a sense of humor or perhaps you take yourself much too seriously.
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Old Feb 11, 2010, 10:41 PM
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The women in my life don't meet this either, though it is a joke, or a comical piece. It sounds like Married with Children or something.
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I think the post is just funny. It made me laugh. Thanks, echoes!

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