Men are just happier people

echoes long ago · Apr 11, 2009 at 02:30 PM

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE l

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Brian37 · Apr 13, 2009 at 07:22 AM

Amen!

I am man...hear me roar!

MisanthropicOne · 04:25 AM

Loved the post. Made me laugh.

yutzman · May 10, 2009 at 10:54 AM

I'm glad women aren't allowed in here............you'd be in BIG trouble brother....

naturalist1133 · Oct 20, 2009 at 09:07 AM

These are all major stereotypes. I bet you realize that, but some of this stuff is just plain wrong.

PaulsonLaw · Oct 29, 2009 at 08:27 PM

I'm emailing to everyone I know!!!!
AWESOME!

Ra-Hoor-Kuit · Dec 09, 2009 at 03:01 PM

Ignorance such as this is not only detrimental to men but also takes a side swipe at women further highlighting your own uncomfortable feelings with yourself as well as anger towards women.

echoes long ago · Feb 10, 2010 at 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ra-Hoor-Kuit

Ignorance such as this is not only detrimental to men but also takes a side swipe at women further highlighting your own uncomfortable feelings with yourself as well as anger towards women.

or it could be i have a sense of humor or perhaps you take yourself much too seriously.

Grithnir · Feb 11, 2010 at 10:41 PM

The women in my life don't meet this either, though it is a joke, or a comical piece. It sounds like Married with Children or something.

John25 · Feb 15, 2010 at 12:59 PM

I think the post is just funny. It made me laugh. Thanks, echoes!

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Brian37 Elder Member Since Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 5,720 16	Apr 13, 2009 at 07:22 AM #2 Amen! I am man...hear me roar!
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MisanthropicOne Member Member Since Mar 2009 Location: Detroit area Posts: 120 15	Apr 26, 2009 at 03:20 AM #3 Loved the post. Made me laugh. Last edited by MisanthropicOne; Apr 26, 2009 at 04:25 AM..
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yutzman Member Member Since Sep 2008 Location: Taneytown, MD. Posts: 390 16	May 10, 2009 at 10:54 AM #4 I'm glad women aren't allowed in here............you'd be in BIG trouble brother.... __________________ And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too...I'll see you on the darkside of the moon......
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naturalist1133 Junior Member Member Since Oct 2009 Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 13 14	Oct 20, 2009 at 09:07 AM #5 These are all major stereotypes. I bet you realize that, but some of this stuff is just plain wrong.
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PaulsonLaw Account Suspended Member Since Oct 2009 Posts: 63 14	Oct 29, 2009 at 08:27 PM #6 I'm emailing to everyone I know!!!! AWESOME!
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Ra-Hoor-Kuit Member Member Since Dec 2009 Location: Kansas Posts: 33 14	Dec 09, 2009 at 03:01 PM #7 Ignorance such as this is not only detrimental to men but also takes a side swipe at women further highlighting your own uncomfortable feelings with yourself as well as anger towards women.
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Grithnir Member Member Since Jan 2010 Location: Northwest USA Posts: 169 14	Feb 11, 2010 at 10:41 PM #9 The women in my life don't meet this either, though it is a joke, or a comical piece. It sounds like Married with Children or something.
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John25 Magnate Chat Coordinator Chat Leader Member Since Oct 2009 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 2,958 14 94 hugs given	Feb 15, 2010 at 12:59 PM #10 I think the post is just funny. It made me laugh. Thanks, echoes! __________________ Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
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