[gostryter]

ok...i was just amused...

here's my horoscope for 8.13 along with some notes i made....

You might want to focus on the artistic or creative side of your job <font color="red"> are we referring to the job i just got fired from</font> ; but also try to be practical about it. This is a harmonious day for friendships and indulging yourself, perhaps by getting dressed up and attending a cultural event <font color="red">huh? i barely made it to the grocery store yesterday! all those damn people everywhere </font> . You may want to make it a night with friends <font color="red"> what friends (irl) </font> , rather than your love partner <font color="red"> who? are you hiding my love partner from me? ugh </font> , as romance could be a little worrisome today <font color="red"> yes this online preditor befriending me is rather worrisome....great how come the only item that rings true is the crappy one! </font> .

....i don't know...its 3:30 in the morning and the nice little pill i took to sleep is starting to work...and my horoscope just struck me as amusing....

i think i'll make my own horoscope...this is for everyone with a dud horoscope....

you will be loved much by gost!

[Bethsway]

lol...your horoscope was way off!! I think I will go and see how wrong mine was too!!!

[Wants2Fly]

At least you recognize that it was a hoot.

[Irine]

come on..it`s all ********!!

<font color="#000088">Well sometimes there not quite right on target. But my horoscopes, on most days, are right on target,it's almost scary how accurate they are. But I have mine E-mailed to me from a certain website, and they have my exact time of birth, and day,month,year, etc... So that may be why! Who knows? I haven't studied much about astrology, I just get them for entertainment purposes mostly! I even get a Dogscope for my puppy, just for the fun of it. It's really funny to see what his says. He's a Capricorn, and I'm a Cancer, so it's entertaining!
But this was a good and funny post, and I like the way you interpreted your horoscope(with the add-ins)gost!
But it's true that the general one's that you usually find, like in the paper, are usually just a guessing game!
J</font>

[gostryter]

Justice... a dogscope!!! i got to know more!!! LOL

[Maven]

Most that are "scary how accurate they are" are really just saying stuff most people would agree with. Look at these ones from different sites for me (Pisces), with my notes:

Astrology.com:
You've got an altruistic streak that goes deep, and right now it's showing the world how people should treat each other. Follow your instincts and don't worry about how things are going to be tomorrow.

<font color="red">I'm actually not that altruistic, but a LOT of people would consider themselves so. They'd read this and think, Wow! That's true about me, so I should follow the advice. But the advice is just generally good advice...for anyone.</font>

Horoscope.com:
You’ll experience a surplus of Fire energy today which will be heightened by the position of your ruling planet, Jupiter. Decisions that don’t usually faze you will seem harder today, and you might even find that you’re a little irritable too! Don’t worry though; this will ease over the next few days.

<font color="red">I don't really know about the meaning of planets and positions and all that, so I won't address it. But the first part, about decisions. Normally, each day, we have easy decisions and difficult decisions. But a person who wants to believe this info (or who is prone to not thinking beyond what's in front of them) will think, hey, yeah, some of the decisions I've had today were harder than usual, even though I don't usually have trouble with them. And decisions that are difficult can irritate us, so that wouldn't be unexpected. Plus, if you had anything at all cause you the smallest amount of irritation, you might take that to "prove" this horoscope was accurate.</font>

Horoscopes.com:
Back to the simple things. Today, simplicity is your key to having the most successful and satisfying day. That means you'll want to avoid situations that seem overly complex. Instead, choose to do things in the simplest manner possible. It's also a great day to focus your time on favorite places, activities and people.

<font color="red">The above could be applied to any day!</font>

When somebody gives me a horoscope or a prediction that is very specific and not generalized, I might give it some consideration.

<font color="#000088">Yeah,I get a horoscope for my dog to, they call it a dogscope, and I just put in his birthday, and I get his doggyscope eachday. And you wouldn't believe, the day he bit me, his dogscope said that he would learn the cardinal rule that day, about man v's beast, that you don't bite the hand that feeds you. That was the day he bit my hand! It was accurate that day! Most day's they're just pretty entertaining, stuff about the mailman or chasing birds, or advice about your human owner/owners needing to rest for the day or something, or needing a break from the barking at the neighbors, or just funny stuff! It's just interesting! I just get it for fun. But I was amazed that he actually bit me that day, when his dogscope said that,it was kindof eery! Because he's never bit anyone before, not even me,for anything. This was a first! </font>