[lizardlady]

[lynn P.]

This so funny and thanks for posting this lizardlady. I'll add a couple:

Don't look enthused when the human comes home.

Only cuddle when you feel like it and its to keep you warm.

Curtains are for climbing.

I'm happy to say my cats are devoted to etiquette and are current working on a new list refining and expanding on cat etiquette.

[Pikku Myy]

I first read "Hat Etiquette".... must be derby time.... lol

[Maven]

Anyone watch My Cat From Hell? I think it's on Animal Planet. I've caught a few episodes, including a new one the other day. Jackson Galaxy (the host, and IDK if that's his real name) is the Cat Whisperer, and he helps people with attack cats and other problematic cats. He understands cat etiquette and teaches humans how to bow and worship the felines of this world. Ok, that last part is just a joke from me.

[lizardlady]

Originally Posted by Pikku Myy

I first read "Hat Etiquette".... must be derby time.... lol

So did you wear a funky hat in honor of the race? For the matter, did you see the race?

I'm happy to say my cats are devoted to etiquette and are current working on a new list refining and expanding on cat etiquette.

George, please post your cats' additions.

[girlwithbrownhair]

You may only curl up and purr in your owner's lap, if she is nekkid on the toilet, especially if she is already running late for work. Otherwise, wait until she is in bed, then flop your butt in her face.

Always flop directly in front of the refrigerator. Grump if they ask you to move.

Lay across the threshhold of every door, so you can grab your human's foot as they try to get past you. Especially if they have bare feet. And especially so if you have claws.

[Maven]

I have one:

Always use your human's favorite piece of furniture to sharpen your claws. The sharper the claws, the more your human will respect you.

[Maven]

I've seen a few episodes of My Cat From Hell. I am afraid of mean cats, as they're often called. Scratches are a B****! And potentially infectious. I would never want to give up a cat, so I'd be calling Jackson Galaxy if I owned a "mean cat."

[seeker1950]

One to add: always jump on your owner's head at 3 a.m!

[lynn P.]

Always run to the nearest carpet to throw up your fur ball.

After using the kitty litter, walk all over the kitchen table and counters. Do this when the pesky humans are sleeping so they won't have a clue. Squint your eyes when they start preparing food on the said surfaces.

I bought my daughters this book and its hilarious.

[girlwithbrownhair]

I forgot one (or two): jump in the broiler when your human sticks the steak in there. It's impolite to fail to remind your human how sneaky you are. And 2.) Kindly refrain from jumping on the counter until your human has JUST turned away and finished filling the cupcake tins with...chocolate cupcake batter.