Embarrassing pet moments

I will tell you something that happened to me regarding one of my pets that I was embarrassed about. If anyone else has a story to share, then the floor will be open!

I was getting ready to go to the doctor the other day and was trying to find a pair of pants or shorts to go with the top I already had on. I struck out with the first two attempts. (Have you noticed how last year's clothes shrink in the boxes they get put in?) So, I grabbed a pair of white shorts off a hangar. After I actually had them on, I noticed they had black hairs on them from our Tuxedo cat, Misty. But by then it was getting close to my appointment time, so I figured maybe the doc wouldn't notice.....

At any rate, later, when I was sitting on the exam table, the doc came over. (I didn't have to remove any clothing for this appointment.) The first thing she said was, "Do you have a black dog or a black cat?"

>< My aunt had a dog. His name, "Randy", fit him when we, as kids, went to visit my aunt.
I don't remember whose leg Randy hung onto, but my aunt was shouting at "Randy"
to stop his inappropriate behaviour to the person's leg. I remember one of my siblings
asking what "Randy" was doing as my aunt shouted at her dog to stop. ><
I guess it was funny-ha, ha for me, but not for my aunt and whoever Randy was
hanging onto. ><

my dog embarrasses me when we go to the park because she has to relieve herself in the absolutely most conspicuous place she can find. right next to the side walk on the busiest street!! dogs have absolutely no shame!!

So Randy was being "randy"?

You have to admit it-that memory was a case of "which came first" the name or the dog's behaviour?