Scored a 90

With a full-blown 100 in the self-esteem subscore
Lower (but still in the red range) was anxiety, obsessions/compulsions, and PTSD.

General Coping 50
Life Events 28
Depression 28
Anxiety 82
Phobias 50
Self-Esteem 100
Eating Disorders 20
Schizophrenia 0
Dissociation 17
Mania 25
Sexual Issues 13
Relationship Issues 0
Alcohol 0
Drugs 0
Physical Issues 17
Smoking Issues 0
Gambling Issues 0
Technology Issues 25
Obsessions/Compulsions 56
Posttraumatic Stress 58
Borderline Traits 29

At least I've got some 0's!

General Coping 61
Life Events 31
Depression 66
Anxiety 37
Phobias 17
Self-Esteem 42
Eating Disorders 10
Schizophrenia 10
Dissociation 0
Mania 35
Sexual Issues 25
Relationship Issues 0
Alcohol 0
Drugs 0
Physical Issues 50
Smoking Issues 0
Gambling Issues 0
Technology Issues 19
Obsessions/Compulsions 63
Posttraumatic Stress 42
Borderline Traits 42

As I figured, my issues are mostly around life coping, depression, and obsessing over things. There are two misinterpretations though. Relationships showed zero because I am not in one. I am not in one because I can't develop one due to depression so there IS a relationship problem. The second error is the BMI. It says 30, as obese, but my weight is due to muscle not fat so the BMI is useless.

The BMI isn't wrong in that a BMI of 30 for a person of medium/low activity would be considered obese. BMI is a standard way of measuring for that, and shouldn't be considered for people who have a high muscle % such as yourself. Instead, body fat % is much more relevant.