[Zorah]

We wonder what Doc John scores on this test

[Zorah]

It did seem spookily accurate, it said we had 4 major problems :

1) anxiety

2) depression

3) dissociative disorder

4) physical health problems

& three minor concerns, we'll have to look up what they were, but one was an eating disorder

78 what does this mean ??

That you're totally screwed?

[Lexicon78]

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Petunia said:
78 what does this mean ??

That you're totally screwed?



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Yeah...if 78 means you're screwed, what about 144???

It was a joke between me and Zorah, Lex.

[Fuzzybear]

It means you're "saner" than me?

((((((((((((( Zorah ))))))))))))))

[Zorah]

Define "saner"

Darling Fuzzy we CAN'T be "saner" than you

The test is flawed

[Zorah]

{{{{{{{{{{Sweet Petunia}}}}}}}}}}



Do you think anyone would score zero on this test ??

If they did would that mean they were pathalogical liars?

[Zorah]

Yes, {{{{{Petunia}}}}}

we do think it would mean that

[Zorah]

Today we scored 59

It says our only major problem is DD today

but with TEN minor concerns

[Zorah]

hahaha, we just scored a 14

we must be SANE

we did cheat a bit

[Zorah]

We can't get it to go below 5

Even when we cheat

[Fuzzybear]

[Zorah]

Today we scored a 33 & we didn't even cheat

We have been feeling better

Thank you our friends

[Zorah]

This is what it says now, at a score of 32
but we can't believe it doesn't think dissociation is a major problem for us

"Based upon your answers, you appear to be in good mental health. Congratulations! You may experience specific mental health concerns, relationship issues, or other issues that come up from time to time in your life, but your overall mental health score suggests that you deal with these well. People with similar scores are more resilient than most people, handle stress appropriately, have good relationships with others, and are able to cope with the in's and out's of everyday life with grace and ease."

IF ONLY!!!!!!

"Attention! Life Events: You're experiencing events in your life that typically would negatively affect most people's overall mental health. When we experience the loss of someone or something important in our lives, or are dealing with an overwhelming amount of things in our lives, we typically have a harder time keeping it together. This also will generally affect most people's moods.

Dissociation: People with scores similar to yours sometimes lose track of time, people, places or events, but not to the extent that it causes serious problems in the individual's life.

Physical Issues: People with scores similar to yours often have a physical issue that causes them some concern or effort in their daily lives. "

zorah, and the nest, the 32% you scored today, how much of it was classed as obsessive compulsive behaviour? you seem intent on scoring a zero, and after repeated tests you still dont have it.

by now, you will know exactly what questions are asked, in what order, what category they pertain to, and finally what is the correct responce to achieve the " perfect zero score" so why havent you done it yet?

[Zorah]

These are the scores mellors

General Coping 14
Life Events 56
Depression 3
Anxiety 12
Phobias 8
Self-Esteem 0
Eating Disorders 0
Schizophrenia 0
Dissociation 50
Mania 0
Sexual Issues 0
Relationship Issues 19
Alcohol 0
Drugs 0
Physical Issues 33
Smoking Issues 0
Gambling Issues 0
Technology Issues 0
Obsessions/Compulsions 0
Posttraumatic Stress 0
Borderline Traits 4

As we said before, there doesn't appear to be any way to score a zero on this quiz. The lowest score you can get is a 5, as far as we can tell.

We aren't trying to score a zero except when we tried cheating we are more interested in examining the structure of the quiz & it's limitations.

i think when i am in my manic obsessive stage of my bp, i am going to try and acheive the "perfect zero" should be fun to try

[drummergrl]

Hi everyone!!
I took that STUPIDER than life test, and I got an "84". I am not sure what it means with all that psycho babble they give you at the end. That is totally absurd if you ask me,and I told them so at the end when they asked for feedback.
I answered those questions according to how I feel NOW on the proper medication. Should I take it again????