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Jul 18, 2012, 08:56 PM
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A bit of fun.
This store sells: * The therapy burka * The Irvin Yalom dart board What else?
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 BonnieJean, Indie'sOK, kirbydog156, Silent_tsol
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#2
Jul 18, 2012, 08:58 PM
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the tshirts we made up slogans for.
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| BonnieJean
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#3
Jul 18, 2012, 09:04 PM
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The Freudian Slippers that Perna found a while back.
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| anilam, BonnieJean, kirbydog156, sittingatwatersedge
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#4
Jul 18, 2012, 09:04 PM
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Really strong, ultra-soft tissues.
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| BonnieJean
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#5
Jul 18, 2012, 09:06 PM
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masks as needed
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BEHAVIORS ARE EASY WORDS ARE NOT  Dx, HUMAN Rx, no medication for that |
| BonnieJean
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#6
Jul 18, 2012, 09:14 PM
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those slippers are actually on amazon!
Grocery section carries an assortment of teas, coffees, cool whip, bacon, and wilted lettuce 
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| BonnieJean, kirbydog156
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#7
Jul 18, 2012, 09:29 PM
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For those tough sessions:
Spray bottles of T-Be-Gone Chain mail body armor Cloak of invisibility |
| BonnieJean, FourRedheads, kirbydog156, mommyof2girls, sittingatwatersedge
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#8
Jul 18, 2012, 09:44 PM
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Quote:
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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau |
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#9
Jul 18, 2012, 09:50 PM
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THIS
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Only you can prevent neurotypical jerkiness!
Last edited by Indie'sOK; Jul 18, 2012 at 10:33 PM. |
| FourRedheads, Hope-Full, kirbydog156, mommyof2girls, Nelliecat
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#10
Jul 18, 2012, 10:03 PM
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Indie, i've never seen that before! sweet!
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| Indie'sOK
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Jul 18, 2012, 10:05 PM
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Quote:
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Mr Ambassador, alias Ancient Plax, alias Captain Therapy, alias Big Poppa, alias Secret Spy, etc. Add that to your tattoo, Baby! |
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Jul 18, 2012, 10:05 PM
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A book that translates t language.
Various objects to fiddle with.
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Jul 18, 2012, 10:10 PM
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Quote:
I saw this in an ad in one of my Psychology Today magazines.
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Only you can prevent neurotypical jerkiness!
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| CantExplain
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#14
Jul 18, 2012, 10:27 PM
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I've mentioned this device before, it's called the subtitler machine. It extracts the thoughts you're trying to find the words for and transcribes them for T.
Looks something like that http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MhKboGiObw...600/WebHat.jpg This is a sample of what it might look like. And it will have a remote control so you can turn it off if you don't want the T to be able to read anymore |
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#15
Jul 18, 2012, 10:58 PM
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A little glass bottle that says "Drink Me"... a shrinking potion for when you want to jump in T's suitcase when they disappear on vacation
Fly on the Wall Spray- for when you want to be a fly on the wall in someone else's session Ruby Slippers- 2 clicks of the heels and you're home sweet home for when sessions go bad. Fire breathing candy- one piece of this candy and you can breath fire and bbq your therapist when she pissed you off!
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#16
Jul 18, 2012, 11:11 PM
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Cup to table silencer. Aka coaster.
T has coffee mugs for water and a glass table. EVERY time I take a drink I ever sooooo slowly try to put that cup back on the table without making a noise. But my hands are always shakey so *bing!*. Drives me nuts. |
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Jul 19, 2012, 05:53 AM
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don't forget our Therapy Fortune Cookies.
 "So this isn't a real fortune cookie. How does that make you feel?" |
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Jul 19, 2012, 06:01 AM
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Oh oh oh and don't forget our tissues with therapy-related saying printed on the boxes... the prize goes to Echoes who gave this one
"Therapy: snot for everyone" |
| kirbydog156
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#19
Jul 19, 2012, 06:03 AM
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Body mist capable of loosening t's Amoeba Proof Boundaries just a bit.
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Jul 19, 2012, 06:53 AM
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Memory Eraser...like the ones in MIB...so that you can instantly take back things you say and t won't remember you said them.
T: and when was the last time you felt this way Wiki: the time when I was with dad and...blah, blah, blah T: What were you thinking when your dad blah, blah, blah Wiki: *beep* T: Where were we? Wiki: I was telling you about my dogs.
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never mind... |
| CantExplain, Hope-Full, Indie'sOK, Kacey2, sconnie892
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#21
Jul 19, 2012, 07:06 AM
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Word Pronounciation Corrector, set on autocorrect at all times.
T: So you're the expert on unrequitted... unreQUITED love. Me: (whew!) Yes, yes I am. |
| CantExplain
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#22
Jul 19, 2012, 07:16 AM
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Quote:
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"Never give a sword to a man who can't dance." ~Confucius |
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Jul 19, 2012, 07:19 AM
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I think we need books of lame therapy jokes?
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a set of curtains! Pull yourself together, man! Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bell. Well, just go home and if the feeling persists, give me a ring. Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Who said that?! Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that? Doctor, doctor, People keep ignoring me! Next! Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem? Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later. Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch, face down. Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop stealing things. Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a color TV!
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#24
Jul 19, 2012, 08:35 AM
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Time remote.... so you can stop the clock when needed
T DVR - So you can rehash the session, reverse or fastforward. |
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Jul 19, 2012, 08:50 AM
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coupons for bonus time, when you need that extra ten minutes!
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