Couch 53 Bringing it All Back Home

I have a friend once who made a Halloween costume with a white shirt, white pants and multicolored cotton puffs all over it. She was unicorn poop. Because, you know, they poop rainbows.

Granite, I never stopped.

My little niece spreads her arms out and says "auntie, I love you this much" and then she looks at my son and says "S, I love you this much" reaching out as far as she can again she looks at daughter and says "D, I love you this much"... then she turns to H and puts her little fingers an inch apart from each other and says "Uncle, I love YOU this much".

So damn funny.

I am totally stealing this!!! Thank you. Except I'm going to tell her that it's infinity more times than she can say. LOL.

So, granite, hop in here Chickie Baby and tell us what the heck is going on. I gotta get back to work in a second and I am worried about you. If you don't talk to us, I will be unable to work effectively and that'll be all on you and you will have guilt. JK, but I would like to hear what's going if you'd like to share.

Spamming the couch, but can I brag a little? I'm back in single digit size jeans for the first time in at least 10 years.

I am going to remember the "punkt slut" part.

That's awesome, MKAC!

Wow, MKAC! YOU GO GIRL!!!

WOW MKAC!

We are going to have to change your name to itty bitty.

thanks guys i think it is just monday blues again and just needed to ask honestally i am ok .oh and i love you all back infinity +1 over and over again x itself

omg that is so awsome .sexy and you know it

MKAC is bringing sexy back, just like Justin Timberlake.

Just finished catching up on the couch. Stopping in to say Hi! Now I need to get back to work...

ETA Oh Granite - totally #1 Oh and MUE...thanks a lot now I'm feeling imaginary ants crawling on me...

Hey RTS, I was thinking of you a little while ago, wondering how you were doing.

I'm off home now. I've been sitting around at work doing exactly nothing for the last 45 minutes. If I leave now I'll catch a bus in half an hour. Yes. Good Mastodon, catch the nice bus, there's a clever mammoth.

Sorry, RTS. You're not alone, though. I'm feeling the ants too....although in my case, I can't always be sure it's imaginary.

Way to go skinny MKAC. I just black out the first didgit in my jean size, I'm a 4 - 6

We say we love each other " all the squirrels in the world on a tilt a whirl to the moon in back " , no idea where it came from but it means a whole bunch! Or "like forest loves Jenny"

I usually just say "I love you way more than you love me" that suffices.

Speaking of love... I need to go get a dump sticker, rec sticker and beach sticker.

Later peeps.

The good friend I mentioned earlier and I have kind of a ritual. Every night, we say goodnight via text and say "I love you more than <whatever the best thing about the day was>" Sometimes it's big things (I love you more than graduating), sometimes it's the simple things (I love you more than stepping into a hot shower). It's a way for us to connect and kind of a gratitude thing. It makes us think of the good stuff that happened that day.

I'll admit that, sometimes, it's "I love you more than I hate <whatever the bad thing is that happened>" But mostly it's things that are good.

I sometimes do, "I love you more than you are annoyed by your brother." LOL.

So as I am waiting for my tires this drunk sees my marine shirt and decides he needs to tell me his life story. Spitting on me as he does it. Yuck I need a shower gross. He spit on my lunch also. Can't eat it

Back from seeing a genuine T, after explaining my genuine issues for the first time ever. Nearly had a car accident on the way back. That was a bit freaky.

Just trying to process everything that happened.

Ewww. Other people (except obviously everyone here ,) suck.

If you wanna tell us, Mapleton, we're listening.

Agreed they do