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Old Aug 24, 2013, 07:42 AM
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Put gum in their hair.
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 07:51 AM
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Creep out!
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 07:53 AM
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Slowly walk out and place a note on their door...

"All sessions cancelled due to lack of interest"
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 07:55 AM
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Cuddle up- Only to give him/her a bit on an awakening
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 07:56 AM
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Slowly walk out and place a note on their door...

"All sessions cancelled due to lack of interest"
Love this!!!
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 07:58 AM
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Slowly walk out and place a note on their door...

"All sessions cancelled due to lack of interest"


If T Falls Asleep on You...You Should...
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 08:19 AM
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Cuddle up- Only to give him/her a bit on an awakening
Oh this is so funny!!!
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 08:34 AM
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Tell them off! i would share how angry I feel about things and then leave. I would never return! (Though, I like the idea of sounding off an air horn too, lol).
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 08:43 AM
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Start screaming and begin to comfort your t with these words...
It eas just a dream. Everything is ok. Now go back to sleep. Shhhh...there there etc...
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 08:59 AM
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Lay on the floor next to her feet and pretend you passed out from boredom
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 09:36 AM
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Tie their shoelaces together. When they wake up, storm out of the room angrily - make enough noise that they'll follow.
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 10:46 AM
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Oh there is some evil clients on here!



...... i LIKE it

I would steal her cell phone, have a good nosey thru it. Then send out a group text telling everyone in her address book she'd been arrested for kerb crawling and was looking for someone to come bail her out.
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 10:53 AM
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I would ask if she was okay and make an excuse to leave so she could get some sleep.
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 11:08 AM
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Go to sleep also, when we wake from are naps my hour can restart refreshed .
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 11:11 AM
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One time, when I was tired during a session, I told T I wanted to take a nap...and invited him to curl up on the other couch and take a nap too....and then asked if that meant we slept together?
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 11:33 AM
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Rearrange the office as quietly as you can, but as many things as possible, even if just small like their cell phone, etc...and then leave. So when T wakes up, they can't find a damn thing.
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 11:42 AM
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very well. Enjoy!
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 11:47 AM
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I would wait until he woke up and say "Less sex, more TV."
And then leave, once and for all.
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 11:56 AM
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If you have a glass of water pour in very slowly on his / her crotch. The take your seat and cough to wake him/her up. I would love to see their reaction!
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 12:51 PM
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Well, back to keeping this 'clean'; If a T ever fell asleep ON me, I would snap a photo, send a text with a note, that they owe me money, not the other way around. I would bill at the insurance rate, too, not the co-pay
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 12:56 PM
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I would wake him up and ask if he slept okey and would like to do some
" dreamwork"
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 02:42 PM
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Start screaming and begin to comfort your t with these words...
It eas just a dream. Everything is ok. Now go back to sleep. Shhhh...there there etc...
Too funny!!
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 03:04 PM
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hehehe...put a half empty bottle of Captain Jack next to them...if your T is a female hastily apply lip stick all over their mouth, untie their shoes or remove, unbutton blouse, gently mess up their hair....then git yer butt outta there...pronto!
I can't figure out if its better to take a photo of them with their own cell phone for them to find later, or yours to send to them and thank them for the very helpful session, assuring them you think you learned a lot about yourself.
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 05:37 PM
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Tie their shoelaces together. When they wake up, storm out of the room angrily - make enough noise that they'll follow.
Ilaughed myself to tears on this.
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Old Aug 24, 2013, 05:41 PM
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Hi everyone, this is a gentle reminder to please stay appropriate, and please stay on topic. This forum is intended first and foremost as a support forum... so lets stick to that intention as best as possible

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