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Old Aug 24, 2017, 12:17 PM
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A member just posted a hilarious comic about therapy in another section. I'm tired of being depressed. I was thinking that for a change, I/we could post something not so drab. If you have a joke, a comic, a quote, an interesting/humorous story, a favorite quote, or whatever, about therapy/the relationship, please post it.

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Old Aug 24, 2017, 12:39 PM
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, ****, we're leaving!"
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Old Aug 24, 2017, 01:11 PM
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My favorite funny therapy moment: my t wears black a lot. So one day during my 1st year seeing her I went in dressed in black head to toe. With a straight face. She asked "are you making fun of me?" I replied "possibly" and we laughed about it. We laugh together a lot in my sessions.
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Old Aug 24, 2017, 01:19 PM
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Old Aug 24, 2017, 01:50 PM
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Old Aug 24, 2017, 02:27 PM
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Old Aug 24, 2017, 02:33 PM
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I was watching some youtube Frasier recently - i miss those guys so much! It still holds up.* I used to love Niles' off the wall group therapy sessions - "i have to get there before they" whatever!

* exclamation point removed in a meagre attempt to appease the grammar activists
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Old Aug 24, 2017, 03:03 PM
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I am enjoying all of your therapy humor

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Old Aug 25, 2017, 04:00 AM
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Old Aug 25, 2017, 05:28 PM
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Well, I dunno if this will mean anything to anyone not in the UK, but Out There already posted my all-time favourite

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Old Aug 25, 2017, 07:49 PM
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OMG - I love these.

Unaluna, I'm re-watching Frasier too - love it! One of my favorite therapy jokes was Niles bragging that he was getting an award for a case study he wrote about a narcissistic opera singer... it was called, "Me Me Me Me Me Me" (ahem... "Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi")
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Old Aug 25, 2017, 07:49 PM
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Oops - double posted! Not sure how it happened - sorry!

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Old Aug 25, 2017, 08:00 PM
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Well, I dunno if this will mean anything to anyone not in the UK, but Out There already posted my all-time favourite
Omg yes. Im ALWAYS talking back to that crazy lady voice! It does need therapy! Not me - im fine!
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Old Aug 26, 2017, 08:47 AM
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Omg yes. Im ALWAYS talking back to that crazy lady voice! It does need therapy! Not me - im fine!
Ah, so you do have the neurotic self-checkout robot ladies elsewhere in the world! Excellent.

I hate it when she says "have you swiped your nectar card?" because she only says it when she knows that I haven't... it's a redundant question. She's so passive-aggressive!
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Old Aug 26, 2017, 08:50 AM
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Old Aug 26, 2017, 11:47 AM
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Sorry I have nothing to contribute but I absolutely love this thread it is so refreshing thank you for posting
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Old Aug 26, 2017, 12:51 PM
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Old Aug 26, 2017, 03:49 PM
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Old Aug 26, 2017, 03:54 PM
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Old Aug 27, 2017, 03:20 AM
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Everything Reminds Me of my Therapist.... (thankfully, not everything reminds me of R.)

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Old Aug 27, 2017, 06:23 PM
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Old Aug 27, 2017, 07:35 PM
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