[SummerTime12]

You will become a great guesser if you work with this client; she answers 95% of questions with “I don’t know,” but “I don’t know” means something different each time. Is it code for “I’m too ashamed to say,” “I’m very tired right now,” “I didn’t hear what you asked,” “I don’t understand the question,” “I don’t want to talk about it,” or “I really have no f****** idea???” Only you can guess!
After working with this client, you can add depression, PTSD, eating disorders, anxiety, suicidal ideation, self harm and OCD experience to your resume.
You’ll have so much free time too, because why see 15+ clients when you can treat half the DSM in one shot

[TeaVicar?]

Insecurely attached with mummy & daddy issues, prone to anxiety, dissociation and obsessive fixations. I will most likely fall in love with you and then spend the next X years agonising over my broken heart (which will be your fault completely)...

Seeking... attractive male therapist, old enough to be my father, just about but not too old to not be an option. Limited self-disclosure preferable but if not possible, it's ok as I will excessively google stalk you and find things out about you anyway... and not tell you. Must display a slightly cool, reserved style but with just enough occasional flirting, to keep me interested and prolong my torturous suffering. Collection of corduroy trousers, desirable but not essential. Must be willing to listen to a new theory/self diagnosis approx every six months.

[DP_2017]

Originally Posted by TeaVicar?

Insecurely attached with mummy & daddy issues, prone to anxiety, dissociation and obsessive fixations. I will most likely fall in love with you and then spend the next X years agonising over my broken heart (which will be your fault completely)...

Seeking... attractive male therapist, old enough to be my father, just about but not too old to not be an option. Limited self-disclosure preferable but if not possible, it's ok as I will excessively google stalk you and find things out about you anyway... and not tell you. Must display a slightly cool, reserved style but with just enough occasional flirting, to keep me interested and prolong my torturous suffering. Collection of corduroy trousers, desirable but not essential. Must be willing to listen to a new theory/self diagnosis approx every six months.

Wow you intentionally go for attractive ones right off the bat? That's brave of you

[Lemoncake]

Originally Posted by atisketatasket

I think this is entrapment. What therapist could resist?

This is brilliant!