[MissCharlotte]

Some of you know that there is a big leather chair in T's office that I used to love.

I rarely sit in it anymore, preferring the couch. I have been wondering about this. Sometimes when I enter the room, there is a big depression on the leather seat where the previous client was sitting. I think to myself, "that's where someone's *** was. that's an %#@&#!")!!!!!!

So, I ask you, how can I sit in someone's ***hole?

[ECHOES]

Ugh!

I'm reminded of a time I was creeped out when I went in, sat down---on MY end of couch and .. it was warm. Ewwww...

[Perna]

Bring in your own donut pillow, like people with hemorroids have? Then you can think of his other clients as h's on your a!

http://www.sitincomfort.com/cocusesucu.html

[MissCharlotte]

LOL Perna

I can just see it now. I walk into T's this week with a huge pillow in a shopping bag and just plop it down on the chair and sit like nothing unusual was taking place. And, you know what he would do? NOTHING. He would just sit there and look at me and wait for me to start. That's what. And then of course I would be nervous and start babbling like an %#@&#! about my pillow and why I needed. And then he would say.....

[chaotic13]

Maybe I should try bringing my own couch cover :-)

Your my hero for just being able to sit in different places!
I'm still in the seat I first dove in--closest to the door and furthest from where she likely sat.

Maybe that will be my therapy discharge indicator. When I can walk in an not sit on the ugly couch, then I'll know I'm done with therapy :-)

Sister,
Where do you come up with this stuff, LOL! Your humor has no bounds I love it.

But wait a minute, previous client? And this client left his mark? That just won't do. Your T's not allowed to have other clients, especially ones that leave an impression You must immediately go to your Ts office, wearing a hat with something heavy on it, like bricks. Sit in this chair and leave your mark. This way, your T will have to think about you in between sessions. (He'll probably think about you in your brick hat, but he will still think about you. That is the goal, LOL.) Why haven't we all here on PC thought of this earlier? Are there other ways that we can think of to make SURE T thinks about us, or at least is reminded of us? Hmmmmm.

[okiedokie]

Hi Sister,
You really cracked me up with this one!!
Best,
Okie

omg... an *** print... holy bat crap... hahahaha... thank you. i SO needed the laugh

[Kiya]

that's me too McKell - chair closest to the door, or couch nearest the door... then i face the door (without knowing it). Each new T says to me "you're faced toward the door like you want to *fly* through it!" And your point is...?!

[Mouse_]

Sister, yeah someone else sits in that chair, but not during your hour. I guess others come after you and have that same thought?

[MissCharlotte]

HAHAHHA

No way! I do not leave *** prints......do I?

i moved to the other of the two chairs once... moved back. It wasnt a closeness thing, it was visual and stuff... the room needs to BE a certain way now... anything moves will make me off balance.

now every session perna you will not be able to think of anything else... when T says "sister, what is going on right now? you seem lost in thought.." You can say "i am distracted by that *** print"

hahahahahaha... this is sooooo funny sister. Thanks, i need laughs

[Mouse_]

Sister, Noooooooooo of course your arse doesn't live a dent LOL! but then again LOL!

What about this nice potty training seat? You can put it over the chair before you sit down.

[chaotic13]

I can't believe you found a Dora toilet seat. What the heck is she exploring now? Does it come with a Swiper toilet roller holder too?

[MissCharlotte]

OMG ROFLMAO

hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Okay getting outta control.

[mel4]

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oh dear! =]

[Perna]

Dora the Explorer 3-in-1 Potty Seat!

http://www.amazon.com/Dora-Explorer-...dp/B000M13E1O/

Gift wrap available!!! There's a potty book too.

OMG sister can you imagine just walking into T, putting the 3-in-1 potty seat down on the floor, sitting on it, and proceeding with the session as normal???

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Swiper no wiping. Swiper no wiping.

omg i just found you the perfect chair. just have it delivered to his office and this can be all yours.

[Perna]

Oh, Pink, I love the chair! Where did you find it?

I don't understand about the "3-in-1"? I know about #1 and #2 but whatelse can you do with a potty seat besides go potty? Do you think it converts into a car seat or something? Maybe you can blow it up bigger for adults to use in T's offices so they can't leave a butt indentation because there's that bowl there, a butt "container" that doesn't leave a ring around the collar. Enough mixed metaphors, do you think?

Yes, I think that is the exact purpose they had in mind for #3. Of course. What else?

[MissCharlotte]

HAHAHA

I love this chair pink but it's a bit masculine for me. I know, T can sit in that chair and I'll sit in this one.

see now... it has come up twice in this thread.. how weird could you be in therapy before T would say something? What's your T's limit? Can you dress bizarre, like soli's brick hat? SIt of a potty you brought yourself? maybe bring a rolling pin and rollthe butt dent out of the cushion before wordlessly sitting down?

i can't get away with anything... my T would definitely ask me what was up