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Old May 04, 2008, 07:43 PM
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.. okay, stealing from Sweetsunshine's post in Social...

What is your T's new name?

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your fi rst name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather!
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdl e

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny!
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny -- and we only have a little over 260 days left until that thing is gone!


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Old May 04, 2008, 07:47 PM
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Dinky Battynose. LOL. I'm wondering about the dinky part.... T's new name
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Old May 04, 2008, 07:53 PM
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Isn't there some saying about the nose.... hands.. feet...?
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Old May 04, 2008, 07:53 PM
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Greasy Wafflesprinkles

Hmmmm, sounds good enough to eat. T's new name
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Old May 04, 2008, 08:16 PM
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Cheesey Farklefanny

?!?!?!?! T's new name

I think I prefer his real name!!!
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Old May 04, 2008, 08:31 PM
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OMG I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD

T's NEW NAME IS

Dorfus Farklehump

LMAO

Thanks for the laugh Echoes, I needed it!

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Old May 04, 2008, 08:39 PM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
MissCharlotte said:
OMG I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD

T's NEW NAME IS

Dorfus Farklehump

LMAO

Thanks for the laugh Echoes, I needed it!

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OMG OMG OMG DYING HERE....ROFLMAO... JAJAJAAAAAAAA MR. FARKLEHUMP
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My T's new name is snickle battyface.

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Old May 04, 2008, 09:10 PM
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Doombah Frickentush.

I like the tush part!
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Old May 04, 2008, 09:18 PM
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LOL Echoes!! Ok.. I'm not sure which way to go here... My T's first name is Mike... or Micheal. So it could be either one of these lol

Funky Pottysquirt
Goober Pottysquirt

Either way its funny.. but I think Funky Pottysquirt is the better one lol
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Old May 04, 2008, 09:27 PM
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I just spat out my mouthful of dinner from this thread....=)

My t's name would be Snooty Dippendoodle. Or I suppose that's Dr. Dippendoodle to me. heh.
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Old May 04, 2008, 10:09 PM
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Hmmm...not to sure I like my T's new name! Sleezy Pottybutt. :| Ummm...it so does not fit her!! lol
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Dorky Farklefanny! T's new name T's new name T's new name T's new name T's new name
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Old May 05, 2008, 12:47 AM
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Goober Farkletush!!
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Old May 05, 2008, 06:26 AM
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All week, Ts are going to wonder why their clients are laughing hysterically when they walk in .... T's new name
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Old May 05, 2008, 07:34 AM
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Old May 05, 2008, 02:50 PM
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"Sloopy Dippindunkin" checking in... T's new name
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Old May 05, 2008, 02:51 PM
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Forgot to mention, I don't have a T so that's MY new name! T's new name
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Old May 05, 2008, 04:11 PM
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hey mine is named Dipsy Dippindoodle too
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Old May 05, 2008, 07:55 PM
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All week, Ts are going to wonder why their clients are laughing hysterically when they walk in .... T's new name

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LOL i know - i was thinking I'll never be able to wear a straight face again!!!
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