There once was a T from.(inspired by OB)

Hey Orange, I think I'll finish this one!

There once was a T from Nantucket
Long shirt tails, he just wouldn't tuck it
When it came time for paying
He was quite fond of saying
Just drop the cash in the bucket

Couldn't resist the challenge to avoid the obvious.

Anyone else care to write one?

There once was a T from Wisconsin
Who looked a lot like Lyndon Baines Johnson
But he liked to wear heels
A wonder bra he concealed
And lip gloss was stashed in his trash bin!

There once was a T from Milwaukee
Who liked to talkie and talkie and talkie
And even in bed
The voice is stuck in my head
It's almost like dream-time stalky!

Okay mine is a bit goofy but it was the best I could come up with maybe I will think of a better one later.

There once was a T from Nantucket,
who kept his head covered by a metal bucket.
One day his new patient said what's the deal?
The T asked how does this bucket make you feel?
When the patient didn't answer the T said what's a matter?
All of a sudden there arose such a clatter.
The patient was hitting the bucket over and over again,
She said I came here to work on anger what a great place to begin.

Orange, Gimme,

OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!



There once was a t named Bobby
whose sessions were held in the lobby
when his patient asked why
he let out a sigh
and said well, you're less likely to sobby

There once was a girl self-reliant,
Whose T knew her problems were giant.
T was patient, and yet
Their views never met -
“You are patient, T, but *I’m* aclient.”

There once was a t named Bobby
whose sessions were held in the lobby
when his patient asked why
he let out a sigh
and said well, you're less likely to sobby

this is a stitch!!

There once was an Irish T,
Who squinted his eyes so he could not see.
He did this when he was unsure,
Or when he could not up with anymore.
I am still perplexed as to how he deals with me!!

There once was a T from West Ryde,
Who under his desk he did hide,
when asked "what for"
he did bolt out the door,
saying "I just had a client who cried!"

Then there was a T from down under,
who even now makes me wonder,
came to work on a roo,
didnt know what to do,
to hire him I think was a blunder

The last one he came from Oz
ask a question and he'd say "because!"
I started to cry,
He shouted "why, why!"
I left him, I guess it's his loss!

There once was a T in the city
whose client said she felt so ******
so he widened his eyes
and over empathized
and told her she didn't need pity

help me figure out the last line

There once was a T from Algiers
Who said, "You must face all your fears;
Don't run, or deny them,
But speak them, and cry them -

a) Not as easy as it first appears."
b) In your case, it's gonna take years"
c) You must do this without any beers."

I like all the choices but C is my favorite.

a) would be true, but b) appeals to my warped sense of humour - plus one T i went to used to shake his head smiling and say "fifty years of therapy"

There once was a pdoc named Ted
A huge fan of the Grateful Dead
She called him her talk man
But he was listening to his walk man
Not hearing a word that she said

There once was a T named Lou
Whose patient was sad and blue
As always he didn't know what to do
So he said, no co-pays will ever be due
realizing what he said, the office staff cried boo-hoo

Y'all are wonderful poets!

There once was a T from Hampton Road,
Who witnessed my worst episode.
When I'd cling to him dearly,
He'd threaten, "Not weekly - now yearly!"
I fear he'll expunge me from his massive caseload.

There once was a T in my session,
To whom I offered my deepest confession.
But then I felt so exposed,
Wish it had remained undisclosed,
I should have practiced some needed discretion.

There once was a T from 'round here
Who said "talk! there's nothing to fear!"
I talked like he said
He just shook his head
And he thought "after this, I'll need beer"

There once was a T in a chair
On his head, he had not one hair
He said needs are okay
Unless its Saturday
Somehow, it doesn't seem fair

There once was a T with a phone
and I called when I felt all alone
But he said I should holler
and charged me a dollar
I feel as tho I must atone

hahaha!!

There once was a T on vacation
he held onto my information
he laid on the beach
and was so out of reach
I was out of my mind with frustration