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Apr 22, 2004, 05:27 PM
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Sorry folks, but I came across this today and just had to share. Funny!
 Rampant Rhino Gets Amorous with Car Thu Apr 22, 2004 09:51 AM ET LONDON (Reuters) - A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car. Sharka, a two-ton white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop's car when he stopped with three friends to take pictures of the animal mating with his partner Trixie at the West Midland Safari Park. The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit. "He was a big boy and obviously aroused," Alsop told the Sun newspaper on Thursday. "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell." A spokeswoman for the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" on its Web site, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years. "He's got a bit of a reputation this lad and he was obviously at it again," she added. http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...9§ion=news
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Apr 22, 2004, 05:33 PM
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>> "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals"
lol >> on its Web site, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years. Shouldn't that read "fathered two calves and a motorscooter"  Good thing the car wasn't a "sexy" hotrod. ------------------------------------ --http://www.idexter.com
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Apr 22, 2004, 09:21 PM
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    <font color=blue>"Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt" --Shakespeare</font color=blue>
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Apr 23, 2004, 08:06 AM
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This made me laugh so hard, thanks for the laughter
Lord knows I can use as much laughter as I can get these days. DE In giving advice seek to help, not please your friend SOLON
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Apr 23, 2004, 08:43 PM
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I wonder if his insurance will pay for the damage to the car?
"you only have one chance to make a first impression"
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Apr 23, 2004, 11:01 PM
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I'd like to read the insurance report!
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Apr 23, 2004, 11:22 PM
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lol willoughby. did you realize how appropriate to this thread your signature quote is?
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