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Old Apr 22, 2004, 05:27 PM
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Sorry folks, but I came across this today and just had to share. Funny! Love...Rhino style

Rampant Rhino Gets Amorous with Car
Thu Apr 22, 2004 09:51 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car.
Sharka, a two-ton white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop's car when he stopped with three friends to take pictures of the animal mating with his partner Trixie at the West Midland Safari Park.

The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit.

"He was a big boy and obviously aroused," Alsop told the Sun newspaper on Thursday. "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell."

A spokeswoman for the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" on its Web site, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years.

"He's got a bit of a reputation this lad and he was obviously at it again," she added.

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...9&section=news

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Old Apr 22, 2004, 05:33 PM
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>> "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals"

lol

>> on its Web site, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years.

Shouldn't that read "fathered two calves and a motorscooter" Love...Rhino style

Good thing the car wasn't a "sexy" hotrod.

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Old Apr 22, 2004, 09:21 PM
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Old Apr 23, 2004, 08:06 AM
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This made me laugh so hard, thanks for the laughter Love...Rhino style
Lord knows I can use as much laughter as I can get these days.

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Old Apr 23, 2004, 08:43 PM
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I wonder if his insurance will pay for the damage to the car?

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Old Apr 23, 2004, 11:01 PM
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I'd like to read the insurance report! Love...Rhino style

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Old Apr 23, 2004, 11:22 PM
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lol willoughby. did you realize how appropriate to this thread your signature quote is?

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