[black-roses]

How my dating profile would read

Tiny hard exterior girl that sleeps next to her teddy bears
Watchs porn as entertainment
Falls in love with anime character
Is two uptight and angry to let a human boy love her but is willing in engaging in pointless trolling usually feminine seduction and excessive edited porn memes
Acts likes she gives a no ****s about anyone
But still gets pissed off enough to let it disturb her sleep
Finds dead spiders frozen in ice "cute"
Once attempted to make a smoothe with dates
Draws on her legs with pen or lipstick
Loses concentration to easy
Uses her lack of concentration and plays dumb so she doesn't have to feel guilty for rejecting anyone because after all "she didn't know"
Teachers complain that she's antisocial and isn't engaging with others so she asks him things she knows the answer too
Has a short term memory lose
Loves babies but doesn't want her own
Won't stop badgering her mother too buy her a reborn doll
Wears a lot of dark eyeshadows and green lipstick
Longs to be a neon goth but still pretty and soft at the same time though her personality type
Fits more of frightened goth scorned because apparently the douches said her *** looked like jello fies
Cries a lot and some how even manages to make that look cold and detached
Could probably **** out a dead baby when depressed but that's twisted right
Resents her mother because she doesn't want to be girl and her mother wants to be
Is obsessed and doesn't feel satisfied until shes alone
Watches any anime and any season in one day
When it comes to anything anime creative in general she has no issues with concentratiom
Still hasn't scratched her dads car even though she is a learner
Managed to make her car explode insantly in grand theft auto
Thinks the cake is a lie
Cleo is not short for cleopatra
Excessive use of the word ****
Dismisses and rejects people by saying k
If she says k you bet your *** she wants to throw a flamethrower in your ***
Gets angry way to easy and her anger is a deep and very perilous journey for others
Owns multiple guitars, evanescence merchandise
Had the impulse to steal a baby for nandos coz cuteness and the search is gone for a cute baby
Her dream is to own a cat that dresses up as a baby and a robot companion that is essentially a better improvement of her
Doesn't have some of the emotional weakness she does
Fear of people
Going into the public eye
Public speaking
Anxiety attacks
Bouts of depression
To lazy to clean properly
Has good ideas but lacks the drive and courage to just do it
This boy would honestly be a guru if he existed because look at that palova

[ptangptang]

Made me smile. Was going going to say that any girl that uses the word 'palava' can't be all bad but what's 'palova'?. Pavlova? Paloma? Any girl girl that likes Paloma faith can't be all bad.

[black-roses]

Pavola the australian dessert wasn't sure of the spelling opps... I think I am still spelling it wrong