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Old Feb 16, 2016, 10:50 PM
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Uh boy, this is the third time in my therapy life in which T had a wardrobe malfunction….that I was too chicken to call attention to.

Today- T has some kind of sticker/bandaid/medical doo-hicky stuck squarely on the seat of his pants. He walks in front of me on the way to the office. Totally chickened out. Didn't tell him. What would I say? As I was checking out your *** I couldn't help but notice…

Years ago-- Another male T had pee dribble spots on the front of his khakis. I don't know the mechanics of shaking and all. What am I to say? Ignore and move on.

Even further back… another male T with a split seam about an inch long at the crotch. Tighty whitey porthole of doom through sad gray slacks.

Male T's , oy vey.

Although I'm sure there are lots of stories of both genders out there to marvel at. Care to share?
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Old Feb 16, 2016, 11:12 PM
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This cracked me up. The one with the pee dribble has got to do better. LOL
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Old Feb 16, 2016, 11:47 PM
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Even further back… another male T with a split seam about an inch long at the crotch. Tighty whitey porthole of doom through sad gray slacks.
Thats almost poetic.
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Old Feb 16, 2016, 11:48 PM
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My first stab at beat poetry
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Old Feb 17, 2016, 02:26 AM
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sorry if istotally off-track but we are talking butts here. I want to suggest my T gets new trousers because i can't see his butt properly.
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Old Feb 17, 2016, 02:31 AM
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Nothing is off track on this thread. Come one come all!
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Old Feb 17, 2016, 03:38 AM
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I would sometimes try to look at T's buttocks, but I was only behind her for maybe a second or two in our walk-in routine.

One time she tried to get out of her seat and almost failed. Her legs opened and I looked because that's where the action was, and I may have seen up her skirt but I didn't see anything unfortunately. She had on some thicker stockings that day.
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Old Feb 17, 2016, 03:50 AM
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Hey if I didn't have you guys, who would I talk to about this stuff?
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Old Feb 17, 2016, 07:46 AM
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Haha this thread is hilarious. Omg the pee dribble, I think I wouldn't be able to go back!

My T never malfunctions, she's very well presented. Once she had her glasses on her head and she was looking for them on the chair, the floor, in her handbag...I could have been nice and told her

Old CBT T once sort of tipped back in his chair a bit, then when the chair went down again the leg went into his shoe. He looked a bit of a muppet trying to sort that one out...
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Old Feb 17, 2016, 11:47 AM
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This wins the award for best thread title! I haven't seen any glaring things with my current T (male), but he usually dresses himself fairly well with standard business casual clothes (slacks, button up collared shirt, polo shirt, solid colored sweater, etc). Usually he matches colors well, too. But last summer, he wore this crazy printed short sleeve button up shirt with khaki slacks. The shirt was a cream color and was printed with palm trees. It was just so different from what he usually wore, so I seriously wondered how he could think it was an attractive choice. I chalked it up to him being single, but now he's married so hopefully his wife will help prevent future fashion faux pas.

On another note, the sexiest thing he's ever worn was just recently when he wore a perfectly tailored dark grey slacks and a fitted black v-neck sweater with white collared shirt underneath. He works out and is very fit and toned. I never really saw him as 'sexy' until that day. I keep hoping he'll wear it again.
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Old Feb 18, 2016, 07:48 AM
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What a good thread! I can't help looking at my T's thighs when he wears jeans - sinewey strengths in structured synergic symettry.....
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Old Feb 18, 2016, 11:12 AM
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that's a good start to a poem too haha
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Old Feb 18, 2016, 11:20 AM
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What a good thread! I can't help looking at my T's thighs when he wears jeans - sinewey strengths in structured synergic symettry.....
I know - when my t isnt too skinny scrawly, its those thighs in those jeans...!
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Old Feb 18, 2016, 11:21 AM
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My T has the saddest excuse for an ***, unfortunately. At first I thought it was just unfortunate clothing selections, but nooooo. He does have great thighs. I am an *** girl though, and my H's *** could be used to crack walnuts, so that is lucky for me. hahahaha.
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Old Feb 18, 2016, 11:35 AM
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No butt for my t either. I was following him into the office last week and his jeans were so low and droopy on his butt he almost looked ghetto and i almost pulled them up for him!
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Even further back… another male T with a split seam about an inch long at the crotch. Tighty whitey porthole of doom through sad gray slacks.
This is beautiful.
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Old Feb 23, 2016, 12:34 AM
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These posts are giving me the laugh I so need right now! I'll have to check out his *** again but I know it's relatively sad, just like MKAC's T's! It's his lips that get me........
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Old Feb 26, 2016, 04:21 PM
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These posts are giving me the laugh I so need right now! I'll have to check out his *** again but I know it's relatively sad, just like MKAC's T's! It's his lips that get me........
Yep, I was right - pretty sad *** but MAN those lips .......!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Mar 01, 2016, 01:20 PM
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one time my T's fly was down and i had to tell him
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Old Mar 01, 2016, 05:19 PM
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one time my T's fly was down and i had to tell him
No way!
I think I would be too embarrassed
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Old Mar 01, 2016, 06:58 PM
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No way!
I think I would be too embarrassed
Haha...I wasn't that embarrassed but I think he was..he made a funny noise and ran into his office to zip it up lol

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Old Mar 02, 2016, 02:08 AM
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one time my T's fly was down and i had to tell him
I would just DIE - point it out to him? That meant I was checking out his crotch! (which of course I do - but d***ed if I'm going to admit that to him!) That one I would just ignore.
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Old Mar 02, 2016, 08:57 AM
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I would just DIE - point it out to him? That meant I was checking out his crotch! (which of course I do - but d***ed if I'm going to admit that to him!) That one I would just ignore.
I was sitting in a chair and he was standing in front of me so it was my line of sight at first

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Old Mar 02, 2016, 09:01 AM
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I couldn't let him go around all day like that!! Haha

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one time my T's fly was down and i had to tell him
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