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#1
Mar 06, 2014, 03:21 PM
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His white hair suddenly screams 'George Clooney' ..
Next.. 
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 macagone210
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 Achy Turtle Armor, Blue_velvet09, CantExplain, ForevahAlone, GeckosRule, growlycat, harvest moon, Petra5ed, Shancan
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#2
Mar 06, 2014, 03:26 PM
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When you wear your tightest pair of jeans possible and walk with a confident swagger into his office.. letting him follow you in knowing damn well he is watching.
“I’m good at loving books. I’m good at loving soft bed sheets. I’m good at loving coffees and teas. I am good at loving things that can’t love me back, that don’t have the power to leave. And maybe, that’s why I love them.” |
| qwertykeyboard
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| CantExplain, SmallestFatGirl
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#3
Mar 06, 2014, 06:03 PM
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When you spend the whole session thinking about kissing him and giving him a lapdance.
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| CantExplain, SmallestFatGirl
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#4
Mar 06, 2014, 07:10 PM
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When you tap your fingertips on the top of his shoe that is on the side of your chair - and you dont even worry about cooties. Well, not too much...
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| CantExplain
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#5
Mar 07, 2014, 03:35 PM
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Lol
It takes you an hour just to get ready.. |
| Angelina24, baseline, CantExplain, harvest moon, Inner_Firefly, justaname4me2, Petra5ed, SmallestFatGirl, SybilMarie
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#6
Mar 10, 2014, 10:30 AM
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You get out those push-up bras you normally only wear somewhere special.
Flossing that morning becomes a priority. Their website is bookmarked on chrome/firefox/IE. Life between appointments becomes one big countdown. Suddenly bald heads appear not as bad as you thought. |
| CantExplain, Petra5ed, SmallestFatGirl, VelvetRevolver
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#7
Mar 10, 2014, 05:27 PM
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You start to miss his corduroy trousers... where have they gone?! I need to see them again!
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| CantExplain
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#8
Mar 11, 2014, 04:50 AM
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You find his different-plaid-shirt-same-khakis wardrobe endearing. You think it's cute he started shaving his head to disguise his premature baldness.
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| CantExplain, Cherubbs, Inner_Firefly
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#9
Mar 11, 2014, 06:04 AM
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You tell her some sad stories about yourself in the hope that she will be touched and feel inclined to adopt you.
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| baseline, CantExplain, Ellahmae, geez, harvest moon, HowDoYouFeelMeow?, ruiner, SeekerOfLife, SmallestFatGirl, WePow, whatsausername
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#10
Mar 11, 2014, 04:26 PM
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She's the last thing you think of before, during and after an orgasm.
 
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"Be careful how you speak to your children. One day it will become their inner voice." - Peggy O'Mara Don't ever mistake MY SILENCE for ignorance, MY CALMNESS for acceptance, MY KINDNESS for weakness. - unknown |
| Achy Turtle Armor, Inner_Firefly, Mactastic, rainbow8, Remy70, Sad&Bipolar, SybilMarie, watino
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#11
Mar 11, 2014, 04:48 PM
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Wow! I never had it that bad. Or is this a hypothetical case?
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Mr Ambassador, alias Ancient Plax, alias Captain Therapy, alias Big Poppa, alias Secret Spy, etc. Add that to your tattoo, Baby! |
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#12
Mar 11, 2014, 05:17 PM
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Quote:
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#13
Mar 11, 2014, 06:17 PM
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Quote:
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Mr Ambassador, alias Ancient Plax, alias Captain Therapy, alias Big Poppa, alias Secret Spy, etc. Add that to your tattoo, Baby! |
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#14
Mar 11, 2014, 06:19 PM
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Quote:
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"Be careful how you speak to your children. One day it will become their inner voice." - Peggy O'Mara Don't ever mistake MY SILENCE for ignorance, MY CALMNESS for acceptance, MY KINDNESS for weakness. - unknown |
| Remy70
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#15
Mar 12, 2014, 09:22 AM
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When she went from being Martha Stewart on my first visit to a fashion model 2 years later.
When she starts aging in reverse, she is now 10 years younger than when i meet her. When you start thinking of the song Every Breath you take by the "Police" when you think of her. **sigh** |
| CantExplain, Cherubbs, Pretty.Vacant, qwertykeyboard
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#16
Mar 13, 2014, 04:12 PM
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When you find yourself spending most of a session looking down your Therapist's shirt.
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COVID-19 Survivor- 4/26/2022 |
| CantExplain, Inner_Firefly, qwertykeyboard
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#17
Mar 13, 2014, 10:33 PM
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When your heartrate elevates just because she moved over to sit next to you on her couch.
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| CantExplain, Inner_Firefly, Petra5ed, Remy70
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#18
Mar 13, 2014, 11:34 PM
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You fantasize about his ring fingers and what they could do…not just that ivy league school ring, but his wedding ring too?
Eek help my poor sick sick mind. |
| SabinaS, YMIHere
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#19
Mar 13, 2014, 11:36 PM
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...and his audibly letting a fart slip in therapy doesn't eradicate above said fantasy entirely. Eek what is wrong w/me
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| YMIHere
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#20
Mar 14, 2014, 02:48 AM
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When 'scruffy old man' becomes 'rugged and experienced' ...
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| Blue_velvet09, BrazenApogee, CantExplain, growlycat, harvest moon, Mactastic, SilentGirl808, YMIHere
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#21
Mar 14, 2014, 09:15 AM
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Quote:
 This exactly!
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| Achy Turtle Armor, BrazenApogee, ForevahAlone, Petra5ed
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#22
Mar 14, 2014, 09:18 AM
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You realise your vibrator is being re-charged on a more frequent basis...
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| Anonymous33211
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| Achy Turtle Armor, Angelina24, CantExplain, Flip419, Jessica Hazlitt, Petra5ed, SmallestFatGirl, SybilMarie, YMIHere
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#23
Mar 14, 2014, 01:09 PM
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Quote:
.gif "Girl Angel") I've gone to heaven now... 
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Diagnosed with: Asperger's Syndrome (high spectrum) Panic Disorder Non-purging type Bulimia Nervosa “I don't need the perfect one. I just need somebody to make me feel like the only one” -Zayn Malik  ~Malixer112
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| hannahk8bill
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#24
Mar 14, 2014, 03:17 PM
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Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture explodes into my brain when I see her walking down the corridor.
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| CantExplain, HowDoYouFeelMeow?
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#25
Mar 14, 2014, 05:58 PM
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