You know you have erotic transference when..

I know this is actually a serious subject, but you guys are cracking me up I'm almost starting to wish I did have erotic transference with my Pdoc just so I can join in the fun

And at today's session my Therapist was wearing a fairly low-cut button down shirt I find myself briefly trying to look down it but not for too long.

Mine went and got his haircut into an even cuter style, now if that isn't just begging for it I don't know what is.

... he trips over the couch and you find it utterly endearing!

Why don't men have a male version of this toy?

I hear Four Seasons by Vivaldi.

Two words - Vibrating Fleshlight.

You're welcome

When he thinks you're disassociating, it's really just that you've got it that bad... LOL

I swear mine flexes his biceps when he knows im looking at him. "The asylum is that-a-way." T-shirt season will be starting soon - is there a drooling smilie? ;-)'

This thread is hilarious!

but true

Appology--I was feeling a little silly at that time.

It's not an accepted toy for men the same way a vibe is for women.

You call to schedule your dr appointment, and while you usually pick a day like Thursday or Friday, this time you go with the last day you'd usually think to go: Monday. You see that Monday is Saint Patrick's day...and for some reason this stands out to you. So you ask if their are any available time slots and the receptionist says yes there is one appointment time left at 5:30. So you take it. You'll be the last patient that day, so you begin to convince yourself that this could be your 'lucky day' ; ). So you decide you need a new casual daytime dress that's classy but 'curve-hugging' to wear to...church. So, you buy a $120 Guess dress, and since you spent money on it you decide you might as well wear it to your 15min appointment too. It comes in green but you purposefully pick another color, because you know what happens when you don't wear green on Saint Patrick's day. You secretly hope maybe if you're lucky enough, you'll get 'pinched' by your doctor...;-)

You actually hope you'll be needing to get that annual EKG done at your upcoming appointment w/ gp. You don't mind the additional charge it'll cost, or the fact it may seem unnecessary....because all you can think about is how sexy your gp will sound when he asks you to remove all your clothing from the waist up...

OMG, my boyfriend has one of these...so he's told me. But getting back on topic here...

Yes, but it is a he for me.

I love your post.

I once had a crush on my pdoc, but I fell head over heels for my T.

When he shows up in your dreams...and you wake up so happy!

YES!!!!!!

When fear and distrust meet attraction--so confusing!!!

You're watching TV and every now again day dreaming that T is in your arms or that you are making out with her while watching the screen.

... you walk out of a session thinking, I seriously need a cold shower.