schizophrenia???

i think i have schizophrenia. i'm showing all the symptoms for it;
delusions
hallucinations
hearing voices (are those hallucinations?)
i mean, i think i'm hearing voices? i don't know if they've just always been there or if it's just the normal voice iside my head that's making different accents and talking to me.
i want to tell you about my hallucinations!
i have a two-headed cat, saturday and sunday. sunday is very mean and he's the top head, saturday is the lower head and basically the whole body of the cat and he's very nice and loving but sometimes he bites people. i ask him why he does that and he just headbutts my hand.
749 is a man who is very pale and has a very long neck, and he wears an untucked white button-up shirt and khakis. he comes out whenever i'm super duper stressed and he just whispers to me how much everyone hates me and sometimes he screams
i have this black cloud thing that follows me around, he has yet to give me a name for himself but he's very mean and scary. all he does is follow me around and scare me.
then i have lil friendly purple jellyfish that follow me around.
and i have these lil dancing mushrooms and they're very cute and they just plop themselves down in a corner of a room and wiggle around.
so yeah!
and there are too many voices (or accents) to even go over, so I just won't.
but yeah!
i'm 16, by the way
did any of you have these symptoms or have these things happen to you when you were my age?
anything helps! thank you!

your hallucinations remind me of jani, the little girl that went on dr. phil.

By the time I was 16 I had already been diagnosed with schizophrenia. I had been having symptoms since childhood, and yes some of what you've posted reminds me of my symptoms though the details are different.

Are you getting any help for any of this? Psychotic symptoms need to be treated or they will get worse.

Best regards.

im not doctor, and ive seen/felt/heard voices attack me violently
i suggest if you have a smart phone, download a magnetic meter and gauss meter
first scan your whole body with the sound on so you can hear if it rises anywhere

then scan your walls and bed.

if you have spots that rise in unusual spot with no electronics around it then what is likely happening is magnetic flux is bending your perception. it can do that.

who....?

I have a therapist, but since i've just started seeing her, she's not really focused on my hallucinations. She wants to get to know me and stuff but it kinda makes me angry because it's not her job to get to know me it's her job to diagnose me !!!!

You should try a psychiatrist instead they are better at diagnosing anyway.

i dunno if i can switch...

It's nice to have both actually---the psychiatrist will talk to you briefly and can give meds that will stop your symptoms and the therapist can help you work through things.

Dr. Phil.com - Shows - Edge of Insanity: My Schizophrenic Child

oh, thank you! hopefully i can switch to a psychiatrist