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Yup, that's a good thread.
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Nammu …Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. …... Desiderata Max Ehrmann |
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How to Maintain a Healthy Level
Of Insanity in RETIREMENT... 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down. 2. On all your check stubs, write, "For Sexual Favors" 3. Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get. 4. With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat. 5. Sing along at The Opera. 6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!' 7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 8. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....' |
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Email forwarded to me from my 90 yr old mom:
Thoughts for your senior mind... *My 79 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 155 pounds I've gained since then. *I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?" *Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks! *The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something. *I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor". *Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch! The best for last! *The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk. |
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i just love that kind of humor, Karen ~! ![]()
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it's been one of those years, already~ O.O
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what can i say ?
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