Do I put my sexual fetish in my ad? Can someone review my ad?

I mean, how else am I going to let people know what I'm into?

lol If you're asking me specifically how I think you should word your ad, I think the 2nd version is just fine. If it's a rhetorical question, given how important it is to you, I recommend being upfront and honest. Were it not previous knowledge (ie say for example you met someone randomly on the street tomorrow and you hit it off wonderfully), it's probably best to ease in to, like any talk about one's sexual preferences/needs/your noun here.

You'll do fine Doc. Just do be safe for us online, will you? I'm perhaps more paranoid than I should be about online dating due to my own recent...less than pleasant...experience with it, but still.

well I think better to choose from the cream of the crop than to sift from the bottom of the barrel. the last ad sounds more like a skipper i'd like to meet, and do anything for! it's subtly sexy and very intelligent, and I think that's really more along the lines of who you are. you hold your own very well here among a much older group, so hopefully this ad will appeal to a playful budding intellectual type where both your lives would be enriched. You have a lot to offer, you don't want to waste it, you want to invest in friendships and r/s that YOU value intrinsically. People you genuinely like. That's my best advice.