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Poohbah
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ok so i had a little fling with a man on holiday in the highlands. he came to stay for a few weeks last nite.
when we went to make love he insisted on wearing my kinky underwear the whole time and begging me to spank him and tell him what a naughty boy he was. nothing wrong with that but ... right before we got busy ... he took his false teeth out and placed them on the dresser ok so i didn't know about that and it was a little bit of a shock and a definite turn off. he also snores like freaking crazy, farts like a trumpet and has numerous "overnite" habits i can't stomach ... omg, how did i get myself into this one? no replies needed just letting off steam and thinking aloud. ty. |
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Anonymous37781, lynn P.
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omg! hahaha you describe it so well I can almost picture this one lol. maybe he read 50 shades of grey lol
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Poohbah
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you got me there bebop, never read it
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Maven
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I can think of somethings teeth get in the way of, can you count that as a blessing.
Gassy and snoring, well that is tough, I married one of those things that produce this. But hopefully great sex can make up for snores and gas. I mean this in the nicest possible way, is there a chance that you have a not so appealing habit as well. I think we all do. |
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Poohbah
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Big Mama ... ty for your answer.
As regards great sex ... meg ryan aint the only one can do a great orgasm act guess that answers that one LOL and as for my unappealing habits ... yep, we all got 'em. the one some men have complain about is MY going about the house in old clothes (the kind you keep for gardening or d.i.y.) and no make up. some find it irritating i don't "scrub up" for them unless we're going out. my answer is (apart from the expense and effort to just sit in the house) i'm no longer a 20 yr old who cares about image, my living room is not a catwalk and i'm not living in a soap opera where i will be preened to within an inch of my life just for the hell of it. LOL. and if they still don't like it then either or they can wear the damn make-up. LOL p.s. yep there are some advantages to no teeth but why ruin my sadistic sense of fun |
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Big Mama
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Funny. A good since of humor helps. Teeth do have there place I must admit.
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Wow it sounds like one of those horror-story/urban-legends!
You should totally write it up and submit that to a magazine! |
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I agree with Xacatecas! I've never experienced that before, a man taking his teeth out before we did the deed! Or any other time! Most men come with farts, I think.
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