Want to knew views on Oral sex

Thanks hamster, now you ruined my bath. Body wash tht resembles cum. Yikes.
Only kidding. Another area where I never made the association.

Steal cut oats not nearly as cum like as regular oatmeal.

As for the cumming on the butt thing. Doggie (not ****) deposits on rear end. Still very icky. I don't want to see it, I would rather not be the recipient of it either. But the things we do allow for love. On the rear is so close to in the rear I suppose. Some guys must like the look and the thought of that. Not a male so IDK. In the rear no thank you. Some area's are simply exit only.

hehehehehehe boosy not booty. boosy=booby. my exbf rubbed my boosy and it made him burst

I have never heard of it (which does not mean anything) and Urban Dictionary: boosy has not, either (which means something), so it must be an Australian term.

OK, so you get to skip advanced yoga then!

I am glad about the steel cut oats. I also find them tastier and I like the crunchier, chewy texture. I just do not like cooking them - microwaveable oatmeal pouches are sure convenient.

On cum... indeed, to each their own. the idea that prompted one of the threads with the highest view count on this forum:

http://forums.psychcentral.com/sexua...intenance.html

is SO foreign to me that I just cannot imagine that American people would spend time, money, and endure pain to make themselves look like plucked poultry.

Apparently it is getting spread into Europe as well... And the Brits, despite the classic traditions from the past:

Aubrey Vincent Beardsley - Lysistrata Haranging Athenian Women

Not that I have not made any concessions to the American way of life - I have no leg or armpit hair thanks to laser technology, but it was done in order to appear "right" in social situations, e.g. wear tanks and mid-length skirts to work, etc. In the bedroom, pubic hair is one of the hallmarks of eroticism and I would not want to either be without it or see men without it - Yikes. I also have never had any traces of bestiality OR necrophilia, so having sex with plucked poultry... You get the notion...

Back to your point about body washes - fruity, fluorescent-colored body washes do NOT in any way resemble cum. So there is a solution. Also, colorful bath salts (crystals, work great) are even farther from cum in texture.

Not quite time for advanced Yoga yet. I can twist to the side well enough to see most of my own butt and I would struggle with a regular Yoga class these days.

I can twist, too, but I would not be able to hold the position for long enough - my neck would start hurting. So I do not see how it is physically possible.

my gfs older brother said it so i just copied him. maybe its only his word

as a woman i love receiving oral. Even after having been with my bf for a considerable amount of time, he still appreciates me telling him things I would like to be done different or to try new things.
i often engage in oral with him, and i usually start with my hand. I think that may be a good way to ease yourself into it if you aren't totally comfortable with the idea. I then just add the occassional lick until I am comfortable. I do enjoy the taste of pre-cum, but hate cum. Like really strongly. We have an agreement that he Will NOT cum in my mouth and it works for us. I'd get violently ill, and it will kill the moment to say the least. Lol.

but it seems everyone has their own preferences and views.

Sugarhorse, I agree, cum and barf will kill the mood.

My H is great about giving, I don't give though and he understands that. I may have given to him 5 times in 18 years. Just not something I can do. Past abuse issues and he gets that.

So, it is said that your diet can strongly effect the taste of your cum. I'm not sure if I buy it but some women swear by it. Anyone wanna give their opinion/experience on this?

Ah...well, I can relate a story.

My roommate's old friend back home had heard that drinking pineapple juice in large quantities will make it sweeter. To save a lot of unnecessary details here, according to said friend, when tested against the...er, control...he feels that his consumption of pineapple juice made his own sweeter.

I will give my two cents on this one. It is like flower scented bathroom spray. After you use it you have simi flower scented sh**. So is it better w/ no spray or or with spray.

In my opinion cum taste more like heavily salted fruityish mystery something after trying to alter the flavor w/ diet. So is that an improvement over plain cum which is like salty slime, maybe. Is either one desirable? NO, In my opinion.

I think you are right. If you do not like the taste of cum of a man on a normal diet, I doubt that dietary modifications would improve the taste of it. So the flower scented bathroom spray analogy would be fitting .

That said, I am having some success using Febreze Air Effects- Pet Odor Eliminator against the cat odor. It seems that it actually removes the odor rather than masks it.

If that indeed is the case, all you need to do to enjoy the taste of cum is make the man consume Febreze.

EXACTLY Hamster, you have discovered the secret to yummy cummy.

Wow. Actually works? Haha.

My morbid curiosity makes me ask. What was the control and who did the "taste test"? Something tells me it was not Big Momma!

I assume that he was the tasting party then, which is very interesting indeed.

Via Autofellatio - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (nudity warning)? I have heard that some ballet dancers are flexible enough for that. Is he one?

Or via collecting via ejaculate into a container and/or his hand and then tasting?

I assume that had his cum been tested/tasted by someone other than him, and than that person had reported his or her impressions to your roommate's old friend, you would not have used the word "feels". Instead, you would have written "thinks", "was told", etc. To me, "feels" implies that he tasted it on his own.

The reason for my inquiry, which sort of goes against your desire to save us all a lot of UNNECESSARY detail: if he was the taster, I am not sure that he was unbiased.

People sometimes mis-perceive themselves via senses.

Anorexics mis-perceive their reflections in the mirror - so it is a visual mis-perception.

Listening to a recording of your own voice is usually odd, so there is an auditory mis-perception.

By applying that logic, a third party should be employed in the tasting experiments.

Correct Big Mama is not a part of the control panel that samples cum. I do some research studies that pay well, but cum tasting will not be one of them.

My H always said it would be interesting to be a dog. No wonder they are always licking them selves. Wouldn't you if you could, my H always asks. IDK about that.

My husband and I enjoy oral sex and it is both great to give and receive however there is a technique and you should know what your partner likes and doesnt like.

lol Lemme answer any lingering questions to my story by responding to part of Hamster's post.

SHOULD a third party have been employed? Probably. WAS a third party employed? No.

Ok. So forward the anorexia analogy to the guy, accompanied by suggestions on how to remove hidden biases from his research experiments.

Keep us posted on how his subsequent experiments go, please.

I haven't read all the posts in the pages leading up to this one (page 7), because I don't have the time and I'm tired, so I'm just going to jump in on this convo. I can't stand the taste of men's cum. I love men, and I don't want them to feel rejected (well, I just have one right now ), but I literally gag and could throw up from the taste, or even the anticipation of the taste. I have to focus my mind on something else when I perform oral sex, or I could throw up just from thinking about the taste of that stuff. I hate that it's that way, because I really want to give pleasure, but what can you do when the taste literally can cause you to vomit?

Maven, my GP told me that it is possible to fellate a condom-covered penis. I have not tried, but presumably she knows what she is talking about. Problem solved?

True Maven. It is very much possible to do it threw a condom. That must be why they are flavored. I don't think vagina's care about the flavor.

Well,
I've never enjoyed being to 'giver'. Definitely enjoyed being the 'receiver'.

I've heard others say that being the 'giver' can be pleasurable but the pleasure comes more from the knowledge that you are making your partner happy. Also heard (never experienced first hand) that some people actually want to (for lack of a better way to say it) consume some aspect of their partner.

Oh that... well this is certainly better than erotic cannibalism which was I saw depcited in one old French movie. Do not remember the title. Will not go into details to avoid mass vomiting. There is an old French movie about pretty much everything, come to think of it.