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YOU.
But you know what else is sexy? Like really sexy? Food. Food is sexy. No joke. I can eat a piece of pie and say "Damn, I could make love to this pie." Or how about Ruffles potato chips. I start licking the chips and one thing leads to another and than BAM the entire bag is empty. Dunno how that happened. I just want that food inside of ME. I even start complimenting my food. I just start telling that bag of Reeses, "Damn, I don't know about you, but this is the sexiest bag of candy I've ever had". Luckily I don't do this out loud. And no, I've never masturbated to my food. But food can be so sexy. What do you find sexy? Could be in a girl/guy, could be completely random. |
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I find food hedonistic and enjoy its taste, texture, smell, sight, color, and how different foods combine with one another. Several weeks ago I had a brunch at a cafe - just cheese, crostini, a few pecans, apple pieces, honey, and baby greens, all served on a wooden board. It was just so sensuous and perfect - everything was perfect and how it was all arranged and combined together was overwhelmingly sensuous. Even without wine to go with it it was incredibly sexy.
I think I like still life paintings with food for the same reason - totally sexy. |
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Satin sheets and candle light.
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Evil villains. Power. World domination. Bwahahahaha!
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Yes, food is so darn sexy It's a shame that too much of it has consecuences.
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Yes. The evil muffin top is not sexy.
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Sushi. Oh hot damn, sushi knows how to push all of Harley's buttons. Just sayin'.
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Girls with guns.
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Ritz crackers. OMG I'm eating them right now.
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Does Ritz really turn you on? It's a cracker.
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I don't care about calories or sodium or fat content until after I devour the whole package. Then I scold my food and say "damn, you making me curvy!"
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I did not mean that I would look at calories or sodium or fat as stats. I meant that high sodium foods are not tasty (for me), so I cannot comprehend how they can be a turn-on. Fat is fine because it can be tasty - Christina's homemade vanilla ice-cream is probably full fat and is tasty. Chocolate has fat and is tasty, too.
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Melted Dove Chocolate drizzled over homemade vanilla icecream... Orgasm in a bowl !
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Melted chocolate drizzled over my manwich....I want my manwich!
I used to attempt eating my boyfriend, calling him my manwich. Well, we did happen to meet as zombies, so I felt it appropriate to be hungry for a little flesh. |
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The saltiness makes my mouth water.
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yes I do
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