[LiteraryLark]

This is not a serious thread. There's a lot of misconceptions and sheer unrealistic qualities about porn that cannot even translate to real-life sex, all of which is rather comical. I'd like to take jabs at porn for shoots and giggles and discuss the things about porn that make us go "huh?", "how?" and "why?"

Misconception #1: When porn stars rave about how wet they were, I used to think that meant they were gushing fluids, and that's far to how it is in real life. I only get a little damp in my undies when I'm most turned on, but there's no gushing or need for new undies.

Misconception #2: My gyno told me that it's fairly uncommon for women to be able to squirt, yet every porn star in the business is able to shoot across the room performing circus acts. Either they belong in the circus, or they're just having fun peeing on camera. O.o

Why? Why can't girls just shut up when they're having a threesome? If you're a guy, is it really a turn on for girls to fight over your penis acting all sex starved? Maybe if you're Jonah Hill in Superbad...

Who the heck writes the captions for the porn clips? It's really hard to find good quality porn if they're all titled "blonde big tits on camera".

Or the people who don't know how to categorize their clips. If they're doing 20 minutes of an*l and 3 minutes of bjs, don't put it with the BJ's.

Who cares about where the girl is from, what her interests are, or her dreams of becoming a vet assistant? I'm watching her because I clicked on "blonde big tits on camera", not to feel sad for her crushed dreams.

Sasha Grey. I despise you. She is why I don't have favorite porn stars.

My golden rule: There's no reason to pay for porn. There is nothing out there that you cannot find for free.

My first porn magazine was a Playboy with Ginger Spice on the cover. It was the most awkward thing to see my idol naked.

What is your favorite "category" if you're up to sharing? I'll share mine if somebody else shares first.

I like women with attitude who are in control of their male and are using or torturing him for their pleasure. Claire Adams is very good at this.

[LiteraryLark]

Originally Posted by Illegal Toilet

I like women with attitude who are in control of their male and are using or torturing him for their pleasure. Claire Adams is very good at this.

I'll look her up. There's not a whole lot of female dominance in porn, you really have to look for it.

Originally Posted by DrSkipper

I'll look her up. There's not a whole lot of female dominance in porn, you really have to look for it.

Yes, a lot of it is faux-dominance too. Claire Adams portrays someone who I consider a real domme.

Maitresse Madeleine is another.

I prefer the sensual dommes. Nice, but strict.

Maybe I'll post a link here, if the mods will allow it.

[LiteraryLark]

Probably not.

[LiteraryLark]

Although, I have posted a suggestive picture of myself here in my Nazi uniform once and it stayed on here for over a year until I realized that it was there and I was so embarrassed I took it off.

[Harley47]

You know, I believe I remember when you posted that. Nothing to be ashamed of, IMO.

I've always just assumed the absurd vocals are for sheer...auditory pleasure, I guess? Same principle as talking dirty. We ALL know it's probably not *that* great, but...uh...lol "in the moment," why not?

I have never understood the build up...let's say a video lasts 10 minutes. The first 3 minutes are 9 times out of 10 her *slowly* undressing, acting sexy/ditsy...all that. Which is fine, I guess, as I understand you're trying to get the audience ready to go. The problem here, which I don't get how they haven't picked up on...how often do you go browsing for porn when you're not already "ready to go?" :/ "Procrasturbation" aside, at least.

I've never liked titles that are as you described, or make out the actress to be some sort of sex starved....thing. I'm not expecting much in the way of tact out of porn, but really.

Never pay for it. Ever. Not once. If you *have* to register for something, go to a fake email generator and make the account off that. Not saying experience has proven that to be the way to go or anything. Not saying that.

I've been told that most of the squirting is simply peeing. I don't know how true that is though. Who is Sasha Grey, btw, and why do we hate her?

Category...hmm...that's tough. I'm a little concerned over if PC would flag the industry term for it, so...no condom, I guess is the cleanest way to say it? Odd...the rational side of me is always concerned about what the actress would do if she were to get pregnant or get a disease or something, but then there's that. I don't claim to understand it.

[Webgoji]

Favorite category ... facials.

Porn is just fantasy anyway, nothing real about it. Kinda like watching Godzilla, it's cool and all, but just like a giant monster isn't going to be attacking Tokyo, women aren't going to act like they do in porn. But we can enjoy the nonsense just the same.

[Yismymindblank12]

Why? Why can't girls just shut up when they're having a threesome? If you're a guy, is it really a turn on for girls to fight over your penis acting all sex starved? Maybe if you're Jonah Hill in Superbad...[/QUOTE]

I more than agree with this. I am polyamorous wanting a triad physical and emotional relationship with two girls. I was sad bout self loathing over something stupid like that. It's all about the comical nature of really bad self ego and the lack of any originality. There is no good porn. Even since I am a dude, I hate having to settle for less on free porn and I am not even that stupid to put my money into a lake of fire like that. Seriously I put in a dollar for what self gratification to make me say, "Oh congratulations you just officially put your money to make yourself happy for bout five minutes. When you can actually have sex and make something meaningful a lot longer. Don't you feel proud." I seriously think this in my head. I wanted two girl triad, but this is pretty stupid. I am glad you cleared up my thoughts on something that is more stupid than anything else.

[LiteraryLark]

Originally Posted by Webgoji

Favorite category ... facials.

Alright, since someone posted theirs...

Favorite category: Deep throating and upside down blow jobs. I'd like to be the master of both once I find the right person.

And this is why I hate Sasha Grey: She does deep throating, but she's SO OBNOXIOUS. She's way over-the-top whiny, demanding, and cock-hungry. I like when a girl gags, but not the way she does. I just want to punch her through the screen.