Questions for Mellors

okay..........folks.....i'll have to use some *****s........

my friend's uncle had been wanting to see the Navajo women nude, he was divorced, and had talked about seeing their ******* and one of them had heard about what he said............ (the reservation may be 50,000 square miles or whatever, but it ain't THAT big)

he was drunk and came up with the plan to go out on the mesa where the women were and sneak up and watch them use the sweatlodge. (we get nekkid for that) he found an old cedar tree and hunkered down by it. he couldn't see well enough, so he climbed it. remember, it's an old cedar tree.......

the women had come out of the sweat to rub dirt on their bodies and were standing by the fire, in it's light.....the tree limb broke and the uncle hit the ground hard.

the woman who had heard what he said had told the others......what woman wouldn't?????????

so they all ran over to him, held him down and sat on his face and said "you want *****?"......"you got *****"..... : as Johnny Carson would say..........

t.o. told me this, we were doing 90mph, somewhere in Wyoming, and i became so tickled that i had to pull off of the highway. i was snorting snot and crying and my ribs hurt so much during that entire rodeo that i had trouble photographing. the reason was that one of us would think of it and mention it and the insane laughter would start again.....we were up there 7 days.....Crow Agency, Montana. i was so sore when i returned to NM that i had to rest up to do ordinary chores.

oh my god!! that is too funny and I say he got his due didn't he? lol oh funny!!

Mellors if you were a woman for 1 week (7 days), what would you do as a woman (you have all female reproductive organs & breasts)?

as he related it to T.O., he almost got "smothered".........

lol

i have a most wonderful visual of it that i take out occasionally and die laughing........i sure did want to meet that man!!!!!!

zen can i please add on to your thread and ask joe joe joe that question too.... i find both mellors and joe have the best sense of humor...

so joe joe joe what wood u do for a whole week????

Me has a woman? Damn I only just get by has a man, I wouldn’t say I was ugly but to best describe myself I would use this quote “ I have a face like a bulldog licking pee of a nettle” so my options are going to be very limited.

I would go to Soho first to the lesbian bars and get laid, not only would they show me exactly what to do has a woman with my new body but I would be able to use that knowledge when I revert back to a male, I don’t think I would sleep with a man though, has a woman, as I would only be a woman for a week and the rest of my life I would be back has a man and have to find a way to deal with that other than denial, the new memories I will possess would or should help me to better understand how a woman’s body works though.

One major thing I would have to learn, and this is important, is how to be *****y to other women, I am sure with a bit of practice I can master this skill, though not to the uber advanced level of some of you in here, I don’t think the down and dirty fist fighting male approach would work to well but I am sure I will be able to adapt.

The only drawback I see to this is I would have to bathe everyday for a week so has not to blow my cover, small sacrifice but I will deal with it, that is what therapy’s for…………..

i think joe would spend the whole week exploring the upper part of his body hahahahahaha - 0h yeah, and prolly the bottom half too. heee heeee sorry joe joe joe joe.

jin xoxoxoxoxoxo mwhaaaaaaaa mfa

jinny you dont know he could be ahead of the game and have man boobs already, just a thought lol

elsqueelio

Start a new thread for joe...this one is for our dear Mellors!

I profusely apologize for my trespass and breach of PC etiquette. I stand before you properly chastised and contrite for my erudite behavior. Please find it in your heart to exculpate me if not now , then perhaps in the future.

Your vernacular is impressive Joe.

Mellors if you could create the perfect woman in your mind what would she be like ?

Mellors if you could create the perfect woman in your mind what would she be like ?

I learned a long time ago that there is no such thing has the mythical perfect woman for me so I stopped trying, so I will let my imagination get me into trouble here, not for the first time, and I doubt it will be the last, here goes……………..

Head

Hair, short, French bob style, black, think Audrey Tautou in the film Amelie
Eyes, green (no exceptions) think Emily Proctors eyes
Nose, preferable, think lara flynn boyle,
Mouth, lara again
Accent, deep south baby grrrrrrr

Body

Upper body, beyonce
Waist and hips, shakira,
Legs, christina aguillwhatever

Style of clothing, optional,

Practical and comfy in all weathers

Shoes, see above

Personality,

Outgoing,
friendly but guarded,
objectionable (see clothing lol),
Intelligent
Practical
Stands up for herself
Tomboyish attitude to life

I guess that’s it zen, I will ask the same question of you, but with a male figure.

Perfect man for moi:

6 ft tall or more
Looks like a combo of Brad Pitt & Gabriel Aubrey
British or Irish Accent
Clothes: preppy casual to metrosexual style to business suits
Personality: outgoing, good sense of humour, intelligent, kind, romantic........etc

how close to your list have you come to finding your ideal man?

me i have never come anyware close with mine.

30% close

Okay - you guys asked if you could create the perfect man/woman what would they be like - you didn't say realistic



Tranquility

Mellors,

What are your thoughts on women that do not wear bras that maybe should wearing a bra due to the size of her breasts?

Women in general.......(we know you like women naked)... do you prefer women to wear a thong, a g-string, or full coverage knickers? (explain why or why not).