Questions for Mellors

i have a most wonderful visual of it that i take out occasionally and die laughing........i sure did want to meet that man!!!!!!

zen can i please add on to your thread and ask joe joe joe that question too.... i find both mellors and joe have the best sense of humor...

so joe joe joe what wood u do for a whole week????

Me has a woman? Damn I only just get by has a man, I wouldn’t say I was ugly but to best describe myself I would use this quote “ I have a face like a bulldog licking pee of a nettle” so my options are going to be very limited.

I would go to Soho first to the lesbian bars and get laid, not only would they show me exactly what to do has a woman with my new body but I would be able to use that knowledge when I revert back to a male, I don’t think I would sleep with a man though, has a woman, as I would only be a woman for a week and the rest of my life I would be back has a man and have to find a way to deal with that other than denial, the new memories I will possess would or should help me to better understand how a woman’s body works though.

One major thing I would have to learn, and this is important, is how to be *****y to other women, I am sure with a bit of practice I can master this skill, though not to the uber advanced level of some of you in here, I don’t think the down and dirty fist fighting male approach would work to well but I am sure I will be able to adapt.

The only drawback I see to this is I would have to bathe everyday for a week so has not to blow my cover, small sacrifice but I will deal with it, that is what therapy’s for…………..

i think joe would spend the whole week exploring the upper part of his body hahahahahaha - 0h yeah, and prolly the bottom half too. heee heeee sorry joe joe joe joe.

jin xoxoxoxoxoxo mwhaaaaaaaa mfa

jinny you dont know he could be ahead of the game and have man boobs already, just a thought lol

elsqueelio

Start a new thread for joe...this one is for our dear Mellors!

I profusely apologize for my trespass and breach of PC etiquette. I stand before you properly chastised and contrite for my erudite behavior. Please find it in your heart to exculpate me if not now , then perhaps in the future.

Your vernacular is impressive Joe.

Mellors if you could create the perfect woman in your mind what would she be like ?

Mellors if you could create the perfect woman in your mind what would she be like ?

I learned a long time ago that there is no such thing has the mythical perfect woman for me so I stopped trying, so I will let my imagination get me into trouble here, not for the first time, and I doubt it will be the last, here goes……………..

Head

Hair, short, French bob style, black, think Audrey Tautou in the film Amelie
Eyes, green (no exceptions) think Emily Proctors eyes
Nose, preferable, think lara flynn boyle,
Mouth, lara again
Accent, deep south baby grrrrrrr

Body

Upper body, beyonce
Waist and hips, shakira,
Legs, christina aguillwhatever

Style of clothing, optional,

Practical and comfy in all weathers

Shoes, see above

Personality,

Outgoing,
friendly but guarded,
objectionable (see clothing lol),
Intelligent
Practical
Stands up for herself
Tomboyish attitude to life

I guess that’s it zen, I will ask the same question of you, but with a male figure.

Perfect man for moi:

6 ft tall or more
Looks like a combo of Brad Pitt & Gabriel Aubrey
British or Irish Accent
Clothes: preppy casual to metrosexual style to business suits
Personality: outgoing, good sense of humour, intelligent, kind, romantic........etc

how close to your list have you come to finding your ideal man?

me i have never come anyware close with mine.

30% close

Okay - you guys asked if you could create the perfect man/woman what would they be like - you didn't say realistic



Tranquility

Mellors,

What are your thoughts on women that do not wear bras that maybe should wearing a bra due to the size of her breasts?

Women in general.......(we know you like women naked)... do you prefer women to wear a thong, a g-string, or full coverage knickers? (explain why or why not).

Its personal choice, if women with big breasts, and even those who don’t have big breasts for that matter, more than a handful is a waste in my opinion, want to walk down the street, or even jog for that matter, with there breasts bouncing like 2 puppies in a sack, who am I to say no that’s wrong, its not me who is going to suffer the chaffing, sweating or bad back threw such activities.

I would prefer that they at least tried commando for a week first before settling back into the old routine of big knickers, because come on girls, we are not all daft enough to think that you wear your best knickers every day, think bridget jones and the control knickers incident at the airport, how so true that scene is.

Has for G strings and thongs, well the whale tail look as never appealed to me, the idea of walking around with either a piece of dental floss holding you together, or a piece of marine grade rope stuck up the crack of your *** is not very appealing to me.

So I guess what I am saying is given the choice it would be knickers

Question for you zen

What do you think of men that grow there beards, and I don’t mean 2 week old stubble, think zztop proportions, that either are bald, or are going bald? Would you date someone like that? And why / why not?

I would probably not date a man that looked like a zztop band member.

Mellors,

Do you ever "ppl watch" and find somethings ppl do pecuilar (spelling?)? Provide an examples for "ppl watching" observations in: grocery store, coffee shop/cafe, at the movies/theatre, men buying tampons or maxi pads for their wife/gf, and women that wear really HIGH heal shoes ( 4 inches or more).

Thanks

I ppl watch all the time, it is a defence thing, in the grocery store I go to they all speak polish, I do not give a %#@&#!, I also do not have a choice.

I don’t remember the last time I took myself out for coffee to people watch, justifying paying £2.50 for a cup of coffee? Is depression worth that much? Or is it to much recognition? I download all my vids via the web, no friends needed, cheap night in,

If a man cannot walk into a shop and ask for sanitary products for his girlfriend then I say shame on you, why the embarrasment? What is with that?

Has for high shoes if you can walk in them, follow me...............................

C'mon....vogue....let your body groove to the music hay hay hay!!

Oops sorry....I've wanted to do that ever since I saw your siggy.

K, sorry off topic.

it just seemed appropriate for this forum rayn, enjoy

Mellors

Do you think blondes have more fun?

Do shake your head when you see young children using mobile phones of their own (do you remember the day when you had to use a pay phone when you were a young child?) ?

Share your thoughts on the Concert for Diana?

If you could eat dinner at your fave expensive restaurant with 3 famous ppl alive or dead where would it be and with whom?

What do you think of women that can't leave the house without wearing make up?

I am to drunk to post a reply at this present moment, if I did post something, I would probably regret it, so I am saving myself the hassle and will post tomorrow whilst I have a hangover. I wont be in such a good mood has I am in tonight though and will probably be a total “illegitimate child” in my responses to the various questions until I can reach the required level of non sobriety to which I have become accustomed, then and only then will you get any sense out of me…..night all

<font color="#000088"> Question for you zen

What do you think of men that grow there beards, and I don’t mean 2 week old stubble, think zztop proportions, that either are bald, or are going bald? Would you date someone like that? And why / why not? </font>

I know this question was for Zen, but it intrigued me, so I'm weighing in. I have a thing for men with receding hairlines and beards. I've never gone for someone with a ZZ Top proportion beard (a tad too scary for me), but I find a receding hairline and a full beard delightfully manly.

I agree with you on the thong thing, by the way. I could never walk around with butt floss. Ugh.

I Thought with a bit of sleep I would change my mind on what I was going to post last night, I was wrong,

Zen / everybody else, I don’t know whether you will understand this or not, first let me say thanks for starting this thread, EJ started one also in social I think a long time ago, and the site before this, it was exactly the same, different names, same concept, what non of you have seemed to grasp is everyday I wake up to sometimes funny remarks made by me, sometimes not so funny remarks, but always the same remarks made by me, sometimes they are worded differently, but effectively it’s the same crap every day is what I am saying, no-one is asking proper questions,

In this forum I would expect at least a decent question, instead it is all drivel, like your to embarrassed to ask in fear of getting a proper response, I don’t want to wake up every day and see the same old crap on my screen, that’s doing me no favours at all, so please only serious questions only.