Ways to Laugh At our Problems

manicminer · Sep 26, 2011, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by lynn P.

Funny thread Manicminer. My brother was bipolar so I can relate to funny things he did.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF BIPOLAR DISORDER

1.Thou shalt not blame everything on chemical imbalance.

2.Thou shalt avoid high places and sharp objects when on either extreme of the
mood spectrum.
3.Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s shiny trinkets.
4.Thou shalt not trust any shrink who writes thee up a prescription after the first 15 minutes.
5.Thou shalt not beat up anyone while on a manic fit, no matter how much ye really want to,
or how much they deserve it.
6.Thou shalt indulge in immaturity whenever the urge strikes thee.
7.Thou shalt not break stuff that does not belong to thee.
8.Thou shalt go to bed only when ye feel tired.
9.Thou shalt allow others to occasionally get a word in edgewise.

10.Thou shalt not send people crazy e-mails at odd hours of the night,

FANTASTIC!!!

manicminer · Sep 26, 2011, 10:50 PM

Holy cow am I glad you all took this and ran with it. Brightened my night right up!

Sep 27, 2011, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Moose72

OMG I *LOVE* number 6!!

Omg even more! I wasn't even sure if I got it before(!) I can count, really I can!

(Haha, just edited out the sentence that used to be here. Why? Because I was referring to the other list(!) Brain scramble...)
Now re-adjusted here it is... from the commandments one... 5 and 9. So true. BF could not possibly agree any more than he just exclaimed regarding # 9.

venusss · Sep 27, 2011, 07:22 AM

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You might be Bipolar if you are at a funeral and begin laughing hysterically, because you just remembered that extremely funny joke the dead guy told you a while back.

**** bipolar. I hope everybody laughs at my funeral remembering my random acts, doings and jokes.

Heck, I am gonna turn my funeral into psytrance party... and you better dance.

venusss · Sep 27, 2011, 07:25 AM

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You might be Bipolar if you speak with a British accent, but you are from Hoboken, New Jersey.

My thing is "ambigeuous Euroaccent, so no one can tell where I am from". And it works, as nobody can locate me on map when I use it. Probably some place where they use over the top accents.