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#1
Sep 23, 2015, 07:20 PM
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I like this one:
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?.......A milk dud! Lol!!! 
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#2
Sep 23, 2015, 07:30 PM
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
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Of course it is happening inside your head. But why on earth should that mean that it is not real? -Albus Dumbledore That’s life. If nothing else, that is life. It’s real. Sometimes it f—-ing hurts. But it’s sort of all we have. -Garden State |
| BleakGeek, faerie_moon_x, LettinG0, Raindropvampire, violet66
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#3
Sep 23, 2015, 07:36 PM
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How do you make paper babies?
You marry an old bag! |
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#4
Sep 23, 2015, 08:08 PM
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#5
Sep 23, 2015, 08:43 PM
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Whats a cats favorite color?
puuuuuu-rple! |
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#6
Sep 24, 2015, 01:08 AM
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What would America be if the only car you could buy here was a pink Cadillac?
A pink carnation! |
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#7
Sep 24, 2015, 02:30 AM
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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
Because the pot was calling the cattle back.
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The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well. anonymous |
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#8
Sep 24, 2015, 08:21 AM
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hahahahahahahahahaha.......i.love.this!!!:d |
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#9
Sep 24, 2015, 09:11 AM
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Well I know it's a bit early to start thinking about Christmas gifts but I was thinking of getting my husband a dildo and a pair of slippers. That way, if he doesn't like the slippers, he can go f**k himself.
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#10
Sep 24, 2015, 10:27 AM
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An old lady goes to visit her daughter and finds her sitting naked on the couch.
"Why are you sitting here naked in the middle of the day??" the mom asks "Well, my husband will be home from work soon and I'm going to surprise him. I call it 'the dress of love.'" The mom thinks about this and says "That really works?" "Oh yes," the daughter says. So the old lady races home, takes off all of her clothes, and sits on the couch to wait for her husband. He finally walks in and looks at her, shocked. "What are you doing?" He asks. "I'm wearing the dress of love for you," she says sweetly. "Oh yeah? Well, it needs to be ironed."
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#11
Sep 24, 2015, 10:33 AM
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What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam
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***** Every finger in the room is pointing at me I want to spit in their faces then I get afraid of what that could bring I got a bowling ball in my stomach I got a desert in my mouth Figures that my courage would choose to sell out now Tori Amos ~ Crucify Dx: Schizoaffective Disorder |
| BleakGeek, faerie_moon_x, gina_re, LettinG0
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#12
Sep 24, 2015, 01:23 PM
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What's the cheapest meat? Deer balls... They're under a a buck.
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#13
Sep 25, 2015, 09:17 PM
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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doctor, please help me. On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I dream that I am a tee-pee. The other days I dream that I am a wigwam."
"I think I know what your problem is," said the doctor as he stroked his beard. "You are too tense." |
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#14
Sep 25, 2015, 09:18 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you tired of being bipolar? |
| gina_re
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