in short...

when I was mannic and wanted to change my name to davy jones, someone told me- well, in order to be a pirate, you need a pirate flag, here, I'll order you one

for weeks after I kept asking where the flag was and was told it was at this person's house and they would bring it to me.

and now they told me they didn't order a flag.. they just said they ordered one to go along with the pirate thing.

despite that episode being over, I'm pissed.

I want a pirate flag, and I want one now.

(yes, I am being that spoiled brat from charlie and the chocolate factory.)

but I want a flag

Who promises a pirate flag and then doesn't deliver? **** move. I would want my flag too!

[unaluna]

I have some extra eye patches left over from my stroke five years ago when i went crosseyed for a few months, will that do?

PC is great, you can get anything here!

[Guiness187055]

Sending you a flag

[Row Jimmy]

Pirate flags aren't given, they're earned. You must take a few belts out of a ceramic jug of mystery booze, learn a few songs with the refrain "yo ho ho", end all sentences with the word "ye", and command a room of uneducated seafaring criminals who double as chimps in the circus.

Once you have done this, you will have earned your pirate flag. Or you can just go down to Long John Silvers, climb the flagpole, steal the flag, and hide in the Wendy's bathroom across the street until the heat dies down.

[unaluna]

Funny, thats exactly what i was doing the night before i had my stroke

[BeyondtheRainbow]

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Roaming-...ate+flag&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Jolly-Roger-R...ds=pirate+flag

There are more. Search away, matey!

[emgreen]

You folks are too funny!!! Either that, or you're all insane!

Originally Posted by unaluna

I have some extra eye patches left over from my stroke five years ago when i went crosseyed for a few months, will that do?

PC is great, you can get anything here!

you really don't want to tempt me..

I'd probably take the lot of them

Originally Posted by TheSadGirl

Who promises a pirate flag and then doesn't deliver? **** move. I would want my flag too!

clearly someone who is a liar and a bastard and thinking about themselves

Originally Posted by shattered sanity

clearly someone who is a liar and a bastard and thinking about themselves

I also love to call people bastards. You are awesome!

Originally Posted by TheSadGirl

I also love to call people bastards. You are awesome!

that's mild language for me

usually I'd go with something a lot worse

Originally Posted by shattered sanity

that's mild language for me

usually I'd go with something a lot worse

Me too! I just like you more and more.

[UpDownAround]

Eye patches...

So the pirate was asked why the eye patch - "Got some sand in me eye the day after I got me hook".

[unaluna]

Originally Posted by UpDownAround

Eye patches...

So the pirate was asked why the eye patch - "Got some sand in me eye the day after I got me hook".

best pirate joke in the world is this:

why are pirates called pirates?

because they aaaare!

[unaluna]

So a kid was dressed as a pirate for halloween, he goes up to a house to trick or treat, but hes all alone.

The lady opens the door, she says,

"Where are your buccaneers?"

The kid answers, "Theyre under my buckin' hat!"

Originally Posted by unaluna

So a kid was dressed as a pirate for halloween, he goes up to a house to trick or treat, but hes all alone.

The lady opens the door, she says,

"Where are your buccaneers?"

The kid answers, "Theyre under my buckin' hat!"

I shared tghis with a friend and their first comment was,

" that sounds like something mrs brown would say."

mrs brown is irish, and she talks like that in her comedy show.

[unaluna]

I hate to admit how old i was before i understood that joke!

[pirilin]

You don't need a flag to be a pirate. Now, a ship is mandatory.

[fishin fool]

Originally Posted by Row Jimmy

Pirate flags aren't given, they're earned. You must take a few belts out of a ceramic jug of mystery booze, learn a few songs with the refrain "yo ho ho", end all sentences with the word "ye", and command a room of uneducated seafaring criminals who double as chimps in the circus.

Once you have done this, you will have earned your pirate flag. Or you can just go down to Long John Silvers, climb the flagpole, steal the flag, and hide in the Wendy's bathroom across the street until the heat dies down.

It's not really true that pirates where all uneducated, many of them were
well educated and becoming pirates in many cases was an act of revenge
against tyrannical governments that pushed people to far.
also many Jews became pirates as an act of revenge for the Spanish inquisition.
I admire the pirates of old they were ruthless many times yes but in many ways
they fought for their own freedom. Sorry I know this came out of nowhere it's
just that I love all things nautical and love learning about pirates.

[fishin fool]

Originally Posted by shattered sanity

in short...

when I was mannic and wanted to change my name to davy jones, someone told me- well, in order to be a pirate, you need a pirate flag, here, I'll order you one

for weeks after I kept asking where the flag was and was told it was at this person's house and they would bring it to me.

and now they told me they didn't order a flag.. they just said they ordered one to go along with the pirate thing.

despite that episode being over, I'm pissed.

I want a pirate flag, and I want one now.

(yes, I am being that spoiled brat from charlie and the chocolate factory.)

but I want a flag

Excellent choice, pirate flags have many different designs with a lot of symbolism to them. I love all things pirate and I actually admire them in many
cases. Get your flag that is meant to strike fear in the hearts of enemies
and fly it proudly.

Originally Posted by unaluna

I hate to admit how old i was before i understood that joke!

the one you posted?

or my why are pirates called pirates

if the latter, I am amused

Originally Posted by fishin fool

Excellent choice, pirate flags have many different designs with a lot of symbolism to them. I love all things pirate and I actually admire them in many
cases. Get your flag that is meant to strike fear in the hearts of enemies
and fly it proudly.

where would I findo ne?

and thanks all for the laughs.

it's a serious topic, but.. lol. I am amused at some of these posts

[unaluna]

Originally Posted by shattered sanity

the one you posted?

or my why are pirates called pirates

if the latter, I am amused

No, buckin ears!