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#126
Jul 01, 2020, 12:17 AM
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the trees were playing their legendary games of hide and seek...
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When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them--Rodney Dangerfield |
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#127
Jul 01, 2020, 12:50 PM
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Or you wanted to know the combo to a safe.....
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#128
Jul 01, 2020, 01:15 PM
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holding the Secret Key To The Galaxy...
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#129
Jul 01, 2020, 04:36 PM
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Which unlocked all of the powers typically attributed to higher powers.....
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#130
Jul 01, 2020, 10:30 PM
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That very special key was hidden inside the drawer in the desk of a nearby psychiatrist, but access to that particular drawer was very difficult. So one of the trees decided...
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#131
Jul 02, 2020, 09:21 AM
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It was far too dangerous to mess with that key 🔑
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#132
Jul 02, 2020, 09:41 AM
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But another of the trees said they'd give it a go, seeing how it was the Secret Key to the Galaxy and all..
So he crept |
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#133
Jul 02, 2020, 09:44 AM
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slithering on his belly like a Pillipine Spitting Cobra...
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When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them--Rodney Dangerfield |
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#134
Jul 02, 2020, 10:33 AM
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and coiled himself tightly behind the blue couch in the pdoc's office...
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#135
Jul 02, 2020, 11:19 AM
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And awaited his chance. He gathered his courage and ninja log rolled himself over to the desk. "It is a good thing I have fine branches to be able to open this drawer ", he thought. Just then, he heard steps. "What am I going to do?!" He decided to
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#136
Jul 02, 2020, 01:24 PM
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Go for the key!
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#137
Jul 02, 2020, 02:32 PM
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The psychiatrist entered her office, saw the slithering tree and let out a loud SHRIEK! She quickly recover herself, however, thinking that she was surely having a hallucination
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#138
Jul 02, 2020, 02:39 PM
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But in the time it took to scream, the tree had secured the key and had all the powers needed to....
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#139
Jul 02, 2020, 04:38 PM
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begin cautiously taking his Clozaril...
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When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them--Rodney Dangerfield |
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#140
Jul 02, 2020, 05:31 PM
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Upon which there was a great transformation from a tree into...
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#141
Jul 02, 2020, 10:51 PM
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...a psychiatrist!
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#142
Jul 03, 2020, 02:14 AM
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... “a psychiatrist with a bad attitude”, a close by bird re-tweeted. “Bad means tough,” chirped the bird. “Stay right there, are you with me?”
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#143
Jul 03, 2020, 08:42 AM
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Despite being a psychiatrist at work, he was dressed in biker leather and had a Mohawk...
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#144
Jul 03, 2020, 09:55 AM
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which he dyed a different color every first Sunday of the month. Therefore, the psychiatrist was known as a
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#145
Jul 03, 2020, 11:38 AM
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"Colorful character".
 But this was good news for his clients because
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#146
Jul 03, 2020, 01:32 PM
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because every one of his clients was manic and absolutely loved how outrageously colorful their psychiatrist was! But, there was only one client who
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#147
Jul 03, 2020, 05:14 PM
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Was reminded of her deceased cockatoo, Petey..........
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#148
Jul 03, 2020, 05:54 PM
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Every day that poor client sat in Dr. "x's" waiting room, sobbing about poor Petey. After many weeks of this Dr. "x" decided to...
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#149
Jul 03, 2020, 06:01 PM
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Offer her a new hand-fed baby cockatoo that was descended from Petey and had the same mania- inducing power with his chirp...
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#150
Jul 03, 2020, 09:16 PM
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The decided to name the baby cockatoo Betey and trained him to ...
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