[cboxpalace]

I was speaking with dubblemonkey last night and he was mentioning that he saw his inner baby lighting a cigarette and opening a bottle of tequilla, and had no clue what this represented about himself. I asked a few probing questions about the brand of cigarettes and bottle of tequilla, and fortunately both were of high quality. I said this is all good!! It tells me the fact you have such good taste in booze and cigarettes that you have a pretty thoughtful and intelligent inner baby. One that is wise beyond his years and likes to contemplate life, provided his inner baby doesn't take a turn for the worse and turn into a chain smoking, booze addicted inner baby.

Dubblemonkey asked if I had an inner baby, and I said of course I do. We all do. I said my inner baby just isn't as intelligent as yours is. Mine likes to sit around wondering why other birds can't talk like that big bird on sesame street.

Does everyone agree that dubblemonkey's inner baby is wise beyond his years? Feel free to share your inner baby stories?

The other weird thing is my inner baby is trying to find his inner baby and doesn't realize he is the inner baby.. Is it possible for an inner baby to have an inner baby? I don't think so..

[summeryoga]

Originally Posted by cboxpalace

I was speaking with dubblemonkey last night and he was mentioning that he saw his inner baby lighting a cigarette and opening a bottle of tequilla, and had no clue what this represented about himself. I asked a few probing questions about the brand of cigarettes and bottle of tequilla, and fortunately both were of high quality. I said this is all good!! It tells me the fact you have such good taste in booze and cigarettes that you have a pretty thoughtful and intelligent inner baby. One that is wise beyond his years and likes to contemplate life, provided his inner baby doesn't take a turn for the worse and turn into a chain smoking, booze addicted inner baby.

Dubblemonkey asked if I had an inner baby, and I said of course I do. We all do. I said my inner baby just isn't as intelligent as yours is. Mine likes to sit around wondering why other birds can't talk like that big bird on sesame street.

Does everyone agree that dubblemonkey's inner baby is wise beyond his years? Feel free to share your inner baby stories?

The other weird thing is my inner baby is trying to find his inner baby and doesn't realize he is the inner baby.. Is it possible for an inner baby to have an inner baby? I don't think so..

CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING. !!!!
Thank you both so much for making me laugh so dang hard, I feel like I'm gonna die. Or maybe my inner baby is gonna die ...?

...he did IT!!!!..

cbox, you brought the inner babies to life!!...and in outstanding fashion with that hysterically clever humour of yours!!

I can't help but feel way indulgent replying here...simply because I featured in your thread...but my inner baby insists he won't spit the dummy if I can have a laugh along with him as he poops his diaper!

It sure was one of those rare collisions of imagination between people that concieved the inner babies....those undamaged mischievous toddlers within us that cry for some attention in this MAD world.

I doubt you see the 'genius' in your sesame street dreams....and big bird!

he's a damn BIG bird that one...a real chatterbox....lol

(glad you got a good laugh A'...summer...sharing the moment.)

awesome cbox!!

[sweepy62]

Originally Posted by cboxpalace

I was speaking with dubblemonkey last night and he was mentioning that he saw his inner baby lighting a cigarette and opening a bottle of tequilla, and had no clue what this represented about himself. I asked a few probing questions about the brand of cigarettes and bottle of tequilla, and fortunately both were of high quality. I said this is all good!! It tells me the fact you have such good taste in booze and cigarettes that you have a pretty thoughtful and intelligent inner baby. One that is wise beyond his years and likes to contemplate life, provided his inner baby doesn't take a turn for the worse and turn into a chain smoking, booze addicted inner baby.

Dubblemonkey asked if I had an inner baby, and I said of course I do. We all do. I said my inner baby just isn't as intelligent as yours is. Mine likes to sit around wondering why other birds can't talk like that big bird on sesame street.

Does everyone agree that dubblemonkey's inner baby is wise beyond his years? Feel free to share your inner baby stories?

The other weird thing is my inner baby is trying to find his inner baby and doesn't realize he is the inner baby.. Is it possible for an inner baby to have an inner baby? I don't think so..

yep i guess cbox that you and i have to hang out with his inner baby it might be fun lol just being funny because if not i will cry

[cboxpalace]

Sweepy I'm worried at what I'd hear from your inner baby...

[sweepy62]

Originally Posted by cboxpalace

Sweepy I'm worried at what I'd hear from your inner baby...

yeah u r right maybe hanging with ur inner baby wont be a good idea i will check out monkeys inner baby

[doglover5]

Lol I love this! Too funny!! My inner baby is more like a toddler though, with messy, unkempt hair & her favorite stuffed dog always in tow. She doesn't ever talk, only listens and searches for a hand to constantly hold or a lap to lay in, where she can be petted to sleep.

[crazycanbegood]

my inner baby is tearing stuff up, causing a ruckus, screaming, cry, slapping people

[xenabaiche]

Inner baby? Whats that??

[Trippin2.0]

My inner baby is planning world domination in a pair of stilettos!

Originally Posted by xenabaiche

Inner baby? Whats that??

it's a damn good question...

I think it's meant to be that mythical part of us inside that has not been affected by life. it doesn't think ...hesitate...it's outlook is brand new. it's decisions are not committed and warped by bad experiences or memories.
It's confident but not overly, allowing it to be amusingly audacious perhaps...(hence the world domination in stillettos!, screaming, crying and slapping people....tearing stuff up, makin' a mess, bad hair....all of that)...it can get away with being itself... whatever that may be..It can cry it can laugh it can poop it's pants or all three at once...it can be a pain in the arse...it can be cute...it can be adored it can be annoying but it doesn't care to care because it has few opinions yet...it's a baby!!
we were all babies at first and I guess it was a spontaneous thing with imagination that made the concept real...what would your inner baby do?

the part of you that has limitless freedom to express itself.

(it's hard to write about it now being a stupid adult!!)

and then...I aint really sure anyway?

[cboxpalace]

Right now my inner baby wants to become a therapist. I want to sit around in my diapers all day with a pipe in my mouth talking to people, and pretending that I give a ****. Then I'm gonna take their money and go buy booze, cigarettes, lots of toys, and of course some new baby diapers with dinosaurs on them. I'm sure my inner baby wants to do lots more, but he's thrown a little inner baby temper tantrum... Yes inner babies can have temper tantrums..

[cboxpalace]

Originally Posted by Trippin2.0

My inner baby is planning world domination in a pair of stilettos!

My inner baby is gonna call ur inner baby.... I bought some fishnet stockings for your inner baby with all the money I made from my dumba$$ clients... lol

[Trippin2.0]

Lmao! My inner baby will be waiting for the call!

Today my innerbaby wants to see if she can get her pyrokenesis under control! Haha! Who's gonna take their new world leader seriously if she keeps setting things on fire by accident?!

....today my inner baby wants to let loose five hundred and fifty happy hungry cats in a busy supermarket...tattoo one side of it's body purple and orbit the Earth a few times pooping in it's spacesuit

[unaluna]

baby stillettos - they do actually have them! I was in a restaurant and a baby came in with a pacifier in his mouth, with a handlebar mustache on it - only both the kid's hair and the mustache were dark brown, so it looked REAL! Funniest thing I ever saw! Except for you inner babies, of course...!

[Trippin2.0]

Originally Posted by hankster

baby stillettos - they do actually have them! I was in a restaurant and a baby came in with a pacifier in his mouth, with a handlebar mustache on it - only both the kid's hair and the mustache were dark brown, so it looked REAL! Funniest thing I ever saw! Except for you inner babies, of course...!

Thank you for this info, my inner baby wanted to throw a tantrum at the thought of wearing grown-up shoes! LOL

...today I'm thinkin' transport,
inner baby's gotta get around, needs some wheels and not just any wheels. inner baby needs stupid ridiculous expensive sportscar like a ferrari..dumped in the weeds (lowered)....so it scrapes everything really badly, cover the whole car in mud filthy driving it around really slowly...really badly, revving the crap out of it!...yelling obscenities at people in six different languages screaming in between chucking dunny roles out the windows covered in mud!...then pull over...park really badly, throw up on the dash, poop diaper and have a sleep all cute with runny nose

[amandalouise]

Originally Posted by cboxpalace

I was speaking with dubblemonkey last night and he was mentioning that he saw his inner baby lighting a cigarette and opening a bottle of tequilla, and had no clue what this represented about himself. I asked a few probing questions about the brand of cigarettes and bottle of tequilla, and fortunately both were of high quality. I said this is all good!! It tells me the fact you have such good taste in booze and cigarettes that you have a pretty thoughtful and intelligent inner baby. One that is wise beyond his years and likes to contemplate life, provided his inner baby doesn't take a turn for the worse and turn into a chain smoking, booze addicted inner baby.

Dubblemonkey asked if I had an inner baby, and I said of course I do. We all do. I said my inner baby just isn't as intelligent as yours is. Mine likes to sit around wondering why other birds can't talk like that big bird on sesame street.

Does everyone agree that dubblemonkey's inner baby is wise beyond his years? Feel free to share your inner baby stories?

The other weird thing is my inner baby is trying to find his inner baby and doesn't realize he is the inner baby.. Is it possible for an inner baby to have an inner baby? I don't think so..

no offense but I think its not exactly right for someone to ask others what they think about another person..doing so could embarrass or harm the person..

so Im not going to speak in terms of this double monkey person, I have never met this person so I cant say whether they are wise beyond their yrs.

in general on the topic of drinking and smoking....

anyone even an elementary school student that has a very low IQ can drink and smoke (and do according to this states alcohol/smoking statistics) even a child who has snuck a drink or a puff from their relatives can decide if they like one brand over another. So based on expensive drink and smokes alone Id have to say no that doesnt make anyone wise beyond his yrs..

to me wise beyond your yrs is something like a 16 yr old who chooses to raise her brothers and sisters over partying, and other teen age normal stuff, and does so with the responsibility and smarts of an adult who understands about things like safety, nutrition, supervision...placing the younger siblings needs first like a responsible adult parent would.

to me being wise beyond your year is a child who has already endured/survived life on the streets, working, knowing how to responsibly and safely take care of their self, taking on the responsible adult life and being able to do so even though may only be a child.

to me wise beyond your yrs to me means you are smarter than you should be at the age you are...a 10 yr old who can do high school work, a 3 yr old that can recite the presidents.... theres all kinds of people I know that have the smarts and responsibility that go way beyond their years.

but I dont consider liking expensive drink and smokes as being wise beyond your yrs.. to me i would consider someone wise beyond their yrs if someone who has never been exposed to drinking and smoking, at a young age knew and totally understood how drinking alcohol and smoking (expensive or not) affects the human body, and does not smoke and drink because they dont want to do that to their body.

[cboxpalace]

Everything.. is SO serious.... We NEED INNER BABY THERAPY... I highly recommend this therapy.. Not because it's great (which it is), but mainly because I co created it with Dubble Monkey..

This is an opportunity to have fun, and just go crazy with the thoughts in your mind... The more weird, the more fun.. Inner baby is wild and crazy, and usually corrupt.

My inner baby is currently trying to come up with ways to screw Dubble Monkey's inner baby out his co creator rights to Inner Baby Therapy...

Originally Posted by dubblemonkey

...today I'm thinkin' transport,
inner baby's gotta get around, needs some wheels and not just any wheels. inner baby needs stupid ridiculous expensive sportscar like a ferrari..dumped in the weeds (lowered)....so it scrapes everything really badly, cover the whole car in mud filthy driving it around really slowly...really badly, revving the crap out of it!...yelling obscenities at people in six different languages screaming in between chucking dunny roles out the windows covered in mud!...then pull over...park really badly, throw up on the dash, poop diaper and have a sleep all cute with runny nose

My inner baby is having a pretty normal diaper day driving around in his new pimped out ride, yelling obscenities and laughing at people on the way to get more booze and cigarettes.... Inner baby is kinda feeling like getting really drunk and betting on some ponies later after he posts about his addiction to street *****s in the sexual addiction forum..

[cboxpalace]

Originally Posted by dubblemonkey

...he did IT!!!!..

cbox, you brought the inner babies to life!!...and in outstanding fashion with that hysterically clever humour of yours!!

I can't help but feel way indulgent replying here...simply because I featured in your thread...but my inner baby insists he won't spit the dummy if I can have a laugh along with him as he poops his diaper!

It sure was one of those rare collisions of imagination between people that concieved the inner babies....those undamaged mischievous toddlers within us that cry for some attention in this MAD world.

I doubt you see the 'genius' in your sesame street dreams....and big bird!

he's a damn BIG bird that one...a real chatterbox....lol

(glad you got a good laugh A'...summer...sharing the moment.)

awesome cbox!!

I'm thinking "Big Bird" is a subliminal thought which represents me flipping people off. Your right.... I am a genius....

[Trippin2.0]

Today my innerbaby's gonna wear her stripper's uniform (clear heels) and spend the day at a shooting range! When she's done with that, she's gonna enjoy some tequilla!

[Forgive77]

Originally Posted by cboxpalace

I was speaking with dubblemonkey last night and he was mentioning that he saw his inner baby lighting a cigarette and opening a bottle of tequilla, and had no clue what this represented about himself. I asked a few probing questions about the brand of cigarettes and bottle of tequilla, and fortunately both were of high quality. I said this is all good!! It tells me the fact you have such good taste in booze and cigarettes that you have a pretty thoughtful and intelligent inner baby. One that is wise beyond his years and likes to contemplate life, provided his inner baby doesn't take a turn for the worse and turn into a chain smoking, booze addicted inner baby.

Dubblemonkey asked if I had an inner baby, and I said of course I do. We all do. I said my inner baby just isn't as intelligent as yours is. Mine likes to sit around wondering why other birds can't talk like that big bird on sesame street.

Does everyone agree that dubblemonkey's inner baby is wise beyond his years? Feel free to share your inner baby stories?

The other weird thing is my inner baby is trying to find his inner baby and doesn't realize he is the inner baby.. Is it possible for an inner baby to have an inner baby? I don't think so..

I don't think I've ever seen my inner baby. I know people that have.....but I have a baby that looks like I did when I was a baby....and that baby does the same things I did....but is wwwaaaaayyy happier than I ever was.