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I am sorry you're feeling sad inky (I know that sad face well myself) ((((((((((((((((((((inky))))))))))))))))))))
Take care, Fuzzy ![]()
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I don't know how to put pictures in so close your eyes and imagine the following:
Well, never mind, don't close your aeyes or you won't be able to continue reading ( ha ha ) 1- Sad yellow face 2- Sad yellow face with eyes closed 3- Sad yellow face with eyes closed and a feather is floating on the air 4- Sad yellow face opens its eyes and looks at the feather coming closer and closer. 5- Feather tickles the face and the face giggles. 6- Yellow faces giggles and giggles and giggles. I'm sure it would have worked better with the pictures. gab
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Inkblot,
Here is a joke to try to make you feel better. A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartendar says "Look buddy we don't serve your kind here." The string walks out and gets so angry he twists himself around and walks back into the bar. Bartendar says "Weren't you that piece I string I just kicked out?" The piece of string says "No I'm a frayed knot." *Badum ching* I hope you feel better soon. Jessica <font color=blue> You are in this snowglobe. It is encovered in glass and secure. But one day someone comes and shakes the globe and the pieces go flying everywhere. Now they will eventually settle but they won't be the way they were before and they can never be that way again. </font color=blue>
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Good one, Shakes.
Here's another, (((((((((((((((Inky))))))))))))))))... Two Peanuts walk into a bar and one was assaulted [a salted]... ![]() <font color=blue>HI FROM PEANUT</font color=blue> ![]()
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So sorry you're feeling low.
I luv the jokes. Encore!
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How do you catch a unique bird?
You 'neek up on 'im! ![]() <font color=purple> The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated--Gandhi Sometimes I lie awake at night in bed and I ask, "Is it all worth it?" And then a voice says, "Who are you talking to?" And another voice says, "You mean, ' To whom are you talking?'" And I say, "No wonder I lie awake at night."--Charlie Brown </font color=purple>
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Peanut a salted.
![]() Jessica <font color=blue> You are in this snowglobe. It is encovered in glass and secure. But one day someone comes and shakes the globe and the pieces go flying everywhere. Now they will eventually settle but they won't be the way they were before and they can never be that way again. </font color=blue>
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This is true... the story is funnier than the joke.
I know someone who works for Disney, at one point writing for their kids magazine "Adventures"? or something? He was writing jokes for one issue for Spongebob Squarepants. One joke he submitted was "Why does Sandy Squirrel like Spongebob so much?" Answer: Because he is nuts!" Well the Disney people thought that using "nuts" in that context might insult people with mental disorders (should I take a poll here?) i.e. "nuts" as a synonym for "crazy". So they edited the joke. The final joke: "Why does Sandy Squirrel like Spongebob so much?" "Answer: because he is silly" Ummm have these people ever heard of a PUN? Their edit doesn't make any sense at all. Censors. Sheesh. ------------------------------------ --http://www.idexter.com
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