Something goofy to make you smile for a moment!

a friend called me today after she got out the shower and told me she'd dropped the soap in the toilet

she then asked me- do you think I should rescue it?

I'm like no, just flush it

hahhaa

me acting like a mother figure to an overly excited adult

it was classic.

I was like " now now, I know it's tempting to steal the crisps, but let's be good for mommy and then we can go home"

best part was that she thought the whole mommy thing was great and burst out laughing

as I turned to go I was told,

" she needs looking after. she doesn't get out much."

haha. I was amused by the whole encounter

I should add that I was down on her level and from a distance it looked like I was talking to a child.

saying out loud that I was going to eat my tin of chocolate after someone had just been refused chocolate because she ate too much all ready

she turned round and went... you lucky bugger

tuning in to a kids cartoon and the first words you hear out the character's mouth are.... do you have any nuts?

I thought wow, for a kid?
but lol I got what they meant in the end

Saw a hip flask at the store with this printed on it: Cheaper than Therapy!

I'm not recommending that anyone replace therapy with ETOH but it was funny

lost phone service returned to cell tower, can you hear me now? nope, take a few steps, can you hear me now? nope, take a few steps. can you hear me now? hahhaa, lol. wait, there is someone on the other line? put on my invisible crown

being called "miss ward"

I'm going to spend the day now pretending to be a school teacher and talking all posh

today someone emailed me and made a typo

but it was funny and it got a diffrent meaning

she wrote:

" I enjoyed the music quiz, and at the end we all sang dairytale of new york".

what the **** is dairytale of new york

a song about the production of milk in america?

been trying to rearange the lyrics all evening but no luck. lol

nicknames that people give themselves (without asking others, they just give themselves the names)

I know "ditsy mel", "loopy leesh", and " the dragon."

lol I love when people have that kind of sense of humor

someone I know is getting a tattoo on her arm that says,

"meow said the dog."

apparently in honour of me.

imagine the face of tattoo artist when she tells them what she wants... lol

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and another one for you too


heck, and this one

watching the inbetweeners for the first time in 10 years and still laughing at the fact that one of the characters has an answer for everything.

I was able to change my mood from depressed to grateful today on the PC options. Had not noticed the grateful face before. And it made me laugh because the icon looks like a sunburnt person with a really loopy grin...perhaps he's grateful for surviving the sunburn?? Hahaha

I still can't work out how to change mine

so I'm stuck with the same one... have been for like agesq

today I walked around pretending to be danni dier (from a soap opera)

accent and everything. someone even stopped me today to ask if I'm actually from london (no I'm not)

I just went to the top right corner of the screen
It says Welcome ------(name)
You last visited
Private messages
My mood: grateful

Click on the descriptor for your current mood (i.e grateful). When I clicked it gave me all the other options to switch to. Does that not work for you Raging?

I honestly never thought about trying that.

but it does stand to reason

blonde moment I guess

thanks

when I was a kid, one of my greatest joys in life was to record " goo goo ga ga", over my mother's cassette tapes of bob marley (I couldn't talk, so that was my recording)

then I'd play them back and listen to myself go goo goo ga ga. it was great!

I also used to have a toy car- the idea was you shouted commands such as start the engine, light the lights, move forward, and it would do what you say

well I just said goo goo gaga to it to see what it did

sometimes it just stood their and sometimes it did all the commands at once causing like a pretend roadaccident.

one of my earliest memories that

maybe not goofy, but something that braught a smile to my face

holding my newborn sister in my arms

she was so cute, and little and frajile... I don't know about you, but holding a newborn in your arms is one of the greatest joys in life.

and they have that lovely baby smell to them as well

yesterday I was talking to someone and she said to me that she learned to walk by the age of 1

I'm like that's great, alisha. that's great

she's like: I know it is. if I ever had a dating profile I'd put in it that I'd been walking for 19 years before I say anything else.

okay, I guess if that's what you want people to know about you... not about your looks or your interests or what you're after, hjust, "I've been walking for 19 years."

she then said to me I feel so exhausted- and I replied well if you've been walking nonstop for 19 years I'm really not surprised

another memory:

my sister used to play a card game with me called the old maid (the idea was to find matching pairs, so 2 bakers, 2 artists, 2 postmen, etc), but if you ended up with the old maid in your hand, you lost the game.

one day she came in and told me we couldn't play the game
I asked her why, and she replied

"well, because I've lost the old maid card."

yep... playing a game called the old maid without the maid... quite difficult

Your posts are wonderful Raging Vortex. Thank you for sharing!

I like threads like this where I can just post good memories

(((hugs))))

I used to know a boy called james (he was at my school)

well one day I went to his house and he was really tired. we both went down to breakfast (I had toast and he had cornflakes), and just a few minits after we sat down he fell asleep

fell asleep, in the cornflakes...

when I woke him up his whole face was covered in cerial

hilarious